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The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of November 4, 2008.

Just released on DVD, the horror-comedy Zombie Strippers stars horror legend Robert Englund and porn queen Jenna Jameson.

There's plenty of skin from strippers Roxy Saint and Shamron Moore and Jenna’s jugs, juicebox and junk-in-the-trunk are visible in a blood-splattered pole dancing scene. But your pole will be splattering something else!

Recently, the film's director Jay Lee talked chop-shop with Maximilian Mueller.

Read the full interview after the jump.

Opening this Friday in select theaters nationwide is the much skinticipated horror-comedy Zombie Strippers , starring porn-actress-turned-scream queen Jenna Jameson. We've all seen Jenna with a mouthful of human flesh before, but never like this! The other dead nude girls include Roxy Saint, Shamron Moore, and Penny Drake. The plot of the movie concerns an underground strip club where a toxic chemical spill turns the dancers into super-zombies. There's wall-to-wall nudity to supplement the gags and gore, and horror legend Robert Englund even makes an appearance. If you're a fan of gore flicks, strippers or Jenna Jameson (or even if you're not), these stripping zombies will have you gripping your palm tree!

According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2007 was the year of the pig. We at MrSkin.com, however, believe that 2007 should have been the year of the sweater puppies, as it will be forever known as the year premium channels made a concerted effort to sex up their original programming.

Two words serve as a beacon of light to guide you through these dark times. Those words are "National Lampoon's" and they're practically a certification of quality nudity. Since its initial incarnation as the world's premiere humor magazine, National Lampoon has evolved into a Hollywood powerhouse following the release of its 1978 masterwork, Animal House (Picture: 1) , and, more recently, the Lampoon has figured as the go-to brand name for raw, raunchy comedies on DVD.