Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Game of Thrones has been a game changer in more ways than one. First, it showed the mainstream that fantasy can totally kick ass, with more boobs, blood and beheadings per episode than an average Blind Guardian album. Second, it defied the conventional wisdom that epic fantasy is a tiny subgenre within a tiny subgenre, racking up an average of 8.3 million viewers an episode to become HBO's 5th most watched original series ever, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
What does this mean for nudity lovers out there? It means that there is going to be a Viking horde of medieval mammaries swarming into theaters over the next year or so. And as His Royal Hardness Mr. Skin is a big advocate of highborn maidens and tavern wenches alike unlacing their doublets, we're all for it.
The nude movie Ironclad, which opens in limited release today, isn't a fantasy film, but hey, it's set in medieval times, and it's still a respectable chapter in Mr. Skin's epic tale of historical hooters. Starring Paul Giamatti as the evil King John, Kate Mara as a restless baroness , Jayson Flemyng as a rebel mercenary, and Bree Condon as his lowborn lady love, Ironclad is based on English history around the time of the signing of the Magna Carta. But what we're more interested in are the Magna Tatas, so let's get to it, shall we?
21 minutes in, we get a nice, lingering look at the breasts of a long-haired prostitute as Jayson Flemyng tosses some money at her. (Unfortunately, her name isn't listed in the credits.) Then, 51 minutes in, Bree Condon has the top of her dress pulled down to reveal the tops of her bulging boobage while making out with her mercenary lover in a barn. Hope he remembers to wear a Condon!
See stills of Bree Condon and Kate Mara in Ironclad after the jump!
The Internet is abuzz with rumors that two extremely skin-friendly babes have been cast in the sequel that may be called The Dark Knight Rises—juggalicious Eva Green as villainess Talia al Ghul and booberiffic blond Naomi Watts as reporter Vicki Vale. Now that rumored title seems doubly appropriate.
But there's also word on the streets that those roles might be played by equally eye-popping talent like Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel. Or even Charlotte Riley, Kate Mara or Gemma Arterton.
So far, the rebooted Batman franchise hs included Mr. Skin favorites Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhaal, both in the role of Rachel Dawes. And based on the contenders for this movie, they're not trying to mess too much from the magic formula.
So don't be surprised to hear a little ping from the armor codpiece under Batman's utility piece when the Dark Knight really rises.
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The most wanted role in Hollywood is Lisbeth Salander, the bisexual heroine of the blockbuster bestseller The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Or, should we say, it was the most wanted role.
After speculation that Juno's Ellen Page and Harry Potter good-girl-grown-up Emma Watson were up for the role, the part of Lisbeth in the David Finscher movie adaptation has gone to Rooney Mara.
Who?
Rooney, the sister of skingy actress Kata Mara, played Nancy in this year's Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) remake and she had a brief but bewitching undie scene in Youth in Revolt (2009). But The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo will doubtless be Rooney's big breakout role. And by that, we mean breaking out of her clothes!
Sultry Swede Noomi Rapace played Lisbeth for the Swedish version of the film and its sequel, The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009), and let's hope that Rooney is a stickler for authenticity and wants to recreate the original as accurately as possible, because Noomi bared every luscious, bush-ious, tush-ious inch of her body and went lesbo in both flicks. 
Those are some big shoes to fill, Rooney. And the best way to fill the shoes? By getting rid of all the other clothes.
What a week. First Lost wraps up, now 24. Looking back on the faced-paced Kiefer Sutherland thrill ride, we were stunned and impressed at how many gorgeous (and often naked) celebs guest-starred on the series, so we compiled a list of the ten sexiest, from nudecomers like Carly Pope to skin vets like Mia Kirshner.
Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of November 11, 2008.
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After several years of struggling, the cable network FX scored a hit with Howard Stern's sexy Baywatch parody Son of the Beach in 2000 (featuring Jaime Bergman and Leila Arcieri), and then nailed down a TV classic with the savage (but skin-friendly) cop show The Shield two years later.
Empowered by those daring, censor-defying series, FX went even further out on a limb—and got even more actresses out of their clothes—with the debut of its plastic-surgery-themed drama Nip/Tuck. Controversy greeted the show from its first episode, which seemed to only make Nip/Tuck get more provocative.
For a blast of how this show has dared to bare, join us after the (pun intended) cut.
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