Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Blog Posts about Bebe Neuwirth
By Kimberly MartinSince the days when Oedipus refilled the very same womanly hole from which he initially emerged, many a feverish, one-fisted flesh fete has been furthered by an "all in the family" fantasy -- specifically, fornication with somebody's mommy.
Hence the birth of the acronym Mom I'd Like to Fuck, hereafter shortened to MILF.
By Col. Tobias McGleaner, ret.Children should be seen and not heard; women should be obscene and not heard.
That's my philosophy and it's written inside the cover of the McGleaner Bible, which my family has handed down over the generations.
That Good Book's hallowed pages are smeared with the blood of many a mighty man that has made the ultimate sacrifice for our beloved country. Yes, those words are printed in the gore of my family line.
Don't like it? Lump it!
