Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
If you slapped your salami to hardcore porn in the 90s, then chances are you made a mess to the naked body of the one and bone-ly Janine Lindemulder.
From Penthouse Pet to sexy softcore siren to Vivid contract girl, Janine's jugs and juicebox were reserved for girls only for most of her hardcore porn career.
But after they'd seen Janine have her way with the hottest babes in the business, no guy was complaining.
In her personal life, though, Janine was no stranger to sword-swallowing and pipe-laying.
She once made a sex tape with rocker Vince Neil and actress Brandy Ledford and later she had a kid with the future ex of Sandra Bullock, Jesse James.
Too bad she didn't do a sex tape with that pair.
Lately, Janine has been covering herself with tattoos, spending some time in prison over tax issues, and making a porn comeback.
But you can relive the Golden Years of Janine right now on MrSkin.com, where we have uncensored clips of the AVN Hall-of-Famer demonstrating her proficiency as a cunning linguist with fellow Vivid Girls Asia Carrera and Jenna Jameson.
And if you need some more Skin-demulder, just pop on over to her official website, www.realjanine.com, where, as always, MrSkin.com members can sign up for a whopping 40% off the regular rate.
So spend some quality time with Janine. Your ja-peen will thank you.
Do you like it ruff? In the mood to sit up and beg? Halle Berry, Michelle Williams, and the rest of the naked stars on our Top 10 Doggy Style Sex Scenes list show you how, with some raw from-behind action. Bow WOW!
And watch 'em in action in the doggy style playlist!
We here at Mr. Skin have no prejudice against the Razzie Awards- in fact, Showgirls (1995) is a certified gold pop toppin' classic here at Skin Central. So it is with heads held high that we offer our one-handed salute to Sandra Bullock, who in 2010 made history by becoming the first actress to with both an Academy Award (for the Blind Side) and a Razzie Award (for All About Steve) in the same year.
Sandra's good-girl image and her reluctance to bare the B's onscreen is sort of a chicken-or-the-egg scenario, except slightly less runny. Sandy is a tease in many of her roles, coming up to the edge of the nudity canyon but never taking a full dive in. A case in point is the Proposal (2009), where she strips to the buff for a kooky shower scene with Ryan Reynolds, but strategically covers her candy throughout. You're killing us, Sandy!
The best Sandra for your bollocks is probably in Fire on the Amazon (1993) when, in the throes of steamy jungle love, just a hint of Sandy's side boob can be seen in the shadows. When it comes to this comely comedienne, we'll take what we can get. A friendly reminder from Mr. Skin, Sandra: showing skin and a squeaky-clean image don't have to be mutually exclusive- just ask Julie Andrews!
Stay tuned for more Academy-Award winning nudity all this week on the Mr. Skin blog!
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In 2009, the Skin Lab technicians spent hours watching and re-watching Sandra Bullock's much-hyped "nude scene" with Ryan Reynolds in the romantic comedy The Proposal and all they found was the briefest hint of bare butt.
This year, the prick-teasing chick-flick is back in style. The 2011 version is called No Strings Attached and stars one-skin-wonder Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher. The recently released red band trailer, which allows all the cursing the regular one leaves out, paints a sorry picture indeed. When given the chance to show naked body parts, the producer's chose to use Ashton's ass.
It's too soon to call, and we'll be analyzing every frame that comes out before the movie's release to be sure, but the chances of seeing Natalie naked in this movie just went from zero (before the red band trailer) to some incalculable negative (sk)integer. Stay tuned for updates.
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IMDB has just announced their top 25 stars of 2010 and everyone wants to know where we can see them naked.
Well 13 of them are guys, so Mr. Skin's answer to there you can see them naked is, "Who cares?"
Of the twelve remaining ladies, we have skinflints like Zoe Saldana, Emma Stone, Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Mila Kunis, and Kristen Stewart, who haven’t shown a thing in their whole careers, never mind 2010.
There are also one-trick ponies like Zooey Deschanel, who got topless in Gigantic, and Natalie Portman, who showed T&A in Hotel Chevalier.
Sandra Bullock made the list at #23. She has three nude appearances to her name in Who Shot Patakango?, Fire on the Amazon, and The Proposal. But even if you put all those scenes together into one, you'd still miss it if you blinked.
Rachel McAdams, who came in at #21, did some great nudity early on in My Name is Tanino and gave us a few more quick peeks in The Notebook and The Time Traveler's Wife.
The one true skin star on the list is the always reliable Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Angelina Jolie. Angelina has done some great nudity in her career, from movies like Gia and Taking Lives to the more recentChangeling and Wanted.
Angelina, you could show those other girls a thing or two. And why don’t you show them to us while you're at it?
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Kim Kardashian has the best ass on the planet, the best-selling celebrity sex tape ever, and now, she has another superlative to add to her already skinpressive list: the most-searched name on all of Bing.
Microsoft, the owner if the popular search engine, just released its list of the top 10 names searched in 2010, and bubble-butted celebutante Kim crushed the competition, landing the #1 spot and beating out her runner-up, Sandra Bullock, by a full 20%.
She doesn't sing, she doesn't dance, she doesn't act, but Kim can teach other stars a thing or two about popularity: sex tapes and nude magazine spreads! Unfortunately, among the remaining top 10, only 3--Bullock, Lindsay Lohan, and Jennifer Aniston--have done nudity. But Kim K. is tops--check out her nude videos and pics here. You'll say Yahoo! when you google her bing!
1. Kim Kardashian
2. Sandra Bullock
3. Tiger Woods
4. Lady Gaga
5. Barack Obama
6. Kate Gosselin
7. Justin Bieber
8. Jesse James
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Jennifer Aniston
This was Sandra Bullock's year. She may have split with tattooed husband Jesse James, but she won an Oscar for The Blind Side and universal praise for The Proposal.
But skin fans had nothing but criticism for Sandy's Proposal performance. For months, she talked up a "full frontal" scene in the flick that turned out to be nothing more than a blurry glance at Bullock's buttocks.
We're willing to forgive and forget, however. Especially now that we've received that news that Sandra's best---and arguably, only--real nude scene is coming to Blu-Ray!
At the end of December, Anchor Bay will be releasing the Roger Corman-produced Fire on the Amazon (1993), an out of print, rarely seen rainforest politico-drama featuring Sandy at her dandiest. A full year before she drove a bus to stardom in Speed, struggling young Sandra starred in Fire and stripped down for some super-sweaty sex with her costar that was hotter and wetter than a tropical rainforest.
As she gets banged from behind, Miss Congeniality lives up to her name and graciously shows off each of her funbags. And we can't help wondering--what will the magic of Blu-Ray reveal? The scene (watch it here) is so steamy yet so shadowy... a recipe that often makes for newly-found bush when HD comes into play.
Stay tuned--we'll have the high-def Bullocks when they're available!
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Sarah Silverman: funny? Yes. Hot? Definitely. Nude? Never!
The juicy Jew seems to be willing to go as far as it takes to get a laugh, but so far, she's drawn the line at showing off her comedienne can. But according to a new interview, she says she'll strip down for the upcoming Sarah Polley-directed movie Take this Waltz.
"I go totally naked," says Silverman. "Full frontal. It's going to be awful. It's so not pretty... Filming [that movie] was awesome. Sarah Polley is so fucking cool. So kind. She knows exactly what she wants, she knows how to get it.
Let's just hope that was Sarah Polley wants is Sarah Silverman naked... and that she gets it! After all, Polley's no stranger to stripping on celluloid, having shown off her bare bits in four roles, including The Secret Life of Words (2005).
Costar Michelle Williams also recently told an interviewer that she too gets naked in the film, so if Silverman pulls a Sandra Bullock in The Proposal (2009) and gets naked BUT hides the good parts, we know we can count on Michelle to make our pants dance for Take This Waltz.
Brief Nudity, White, Brunette, Medium breasts (Real), Average body size, Hollywood
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