Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Blog Posts about Christie Brinkley
Supermodel supreme Christie Brinkley experienced a topless time warp recently when she recreated her famous skinny dipping scene from National Lampoon's Vacation (1983). As fantasy lust object the Girl in the Ferrari, Christie led Chevy Chase on a nighttime skinny dip that saw Christie dipping her toe in the nudity pool. However, Christie failed to dip anything else, leaving Mr. Skin out in the cold.
So it's a nude twist of fate that Christie's retro recreation for an upcoming TV commercial was an Arctic affair. On one of the coldest nights on record in Los Angeles, she went for a dip in freezing cold water:
"I'm down in the pool in nothing but a G-string... My lips would freeze, so they would have to get me out the pool to put me in a bathtub to thaw me out. I had to, like, go up the pool ladder with nothing much on."
The interviewer fails to ask Christie which lips she's referring to, which Mr. Skin considers unforgivable. Either way, we'll lend you some body heat any time, Christie!
According to Kiss, everybody's going to move their feet and leave their seat in Detroit Rock City. Mr Skin agrees, but would like to add that he prefers it when beautiful women SHOW their seats.
In our continuing Top 10 salute to the hottest babes in the American Midwest, we move from Cleveland to Detroit, the home of Motown, the auto industry, and some serious engine-revvers like Kristen Bell, supermodel Christie Brinkley, and Showgirls star Elizabeth Berkley!
So move your feet, leave your seat, and get UP! These Michigan mamas will blow you away!
Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” hits #1 … (Celebitchy)
... and she celebrates by not shaving her armpits. YAY!!! (Yeeeah!)
Tea Leoni submits her Ex Files. (Celeb News Wire)
Mel B takes you to her space alien cleavage. (Bitten and Bound)
Sophie Monk goes braless in a see-through top. (The Grumpiest)
Ivanka Trump in Max magazine. (NS4W)
Funniest celeb sex tape rumor in a while: Christie Brinkley’s ex. (Celeb Warship)
Audrina Patridge bikini shoot: Behind the Scenes. (Hollywood Gossip)
… then Audrina Patridge gets dunked on Ellen. (The Blemish)
Now enjoy some Audrina Patridge side-nip. (Celebrity Honeys)
By Frank GaydauMy colleagues in the rag trade used to say to me, "You don't know dick." But if there was one thing that I did know it was dick - big dicks, hard dicks, slimy spent dicks. I couldn't get enough. One in the hand, two in my mouth, three up my ass - I was a connoisseur of cock. Working in the fashion industry kept me balls-deep with likeminded studs. But then something happened. All that exposure to the radiant sexiness of supermodels sent my meat-seeking missile on a collision course with the sweet, pink, sugar walls of vaginal intercourse. I boldly went where no homosexual had gone before, straight sex.
