Blog Posts about Kara DioGuardi

Even though it's a "family-friendly" show, American Idol has always delivered enough PG-rated sexiness to keep most guys interested--remember "Bikini Girl" and erstwhile judge Kara DioGuardi flashing her own crazy-tight bikini body in retaliation? Not to mention easy-on-the-thighs contestants like Katharine McPhee and Carrie Underwood.

Season 10 of AI is set to kick off January 11th, and the show's undergoing a complete overhaul. Unfortunately, juicy judge DioGuardi is gone, along with Simon Cowell and lezbionic lame duck Ellen DeGeneres, but wait until you hear who's taking over--Jennifer Lopez!

The badonadonk-butted Latina lovely was just announced as the show's newest judge, alongside Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and long-time Idoler Randy "Dawg" Jackson. Looking at J. Lo twice a week? That more than "just a'ight."

Now, DeGeneres has lost her title of The Only American Idol Judge to Do Nudity (check her out in If These Walls Could Talk 2), but surely she'll welcome a little friendly compe-TIT-ion from J. Lo, who's juiced her jigglers in Money Train and U-Turn.

It's time to rejoice--Simon Cowell doesn't have the biggest breasts on the AI panel any longer.

And Gets Sexy in March Issue of Maxim.

Sexy Kara Dioguardi is in the new issue of Maxim, showing off her body in some swimsuit pics.

Last year, American Idol viewers got a big surprise when the juggalicious judge joined Katrina “Bikini Girl” Darrell on the Idol stage, then ripped open her dress to show a black bikini.

When asked by Maxim magazine how she planned to top that sexy stunt this year, Kara quipped, “Um, get naked?”

Nudity is not a joke, Kara!

Read more after the jump.

A Lesbian Nude Scene!

America was still reeling from the news that the enormously popular ever-optimistic, dog-loving, Portia de Rossi-laying talk-show guru Ellen DeGeneres was officially named as the fourth judge on American Idol when Mr Skin got on the radio and really started blowing some minds.

Despite Ellen’s enormous popularity across the major demographics, surprisingly few people outside the skin-savvy readership of this blog knew that they could see their beloved Ellen DeGeneres nude in a movie from 2000.

Unsurprisingly, given the fact that Ellen is a lady-lover in real life, the scene is in the steamy made-for-cable lesbian drama If These Walls Could Talk 2 and features some good looks at Ellen’s melons as she lives out every gay girl’s fantasy—sticking her face between the naked knockers of Sharon Stone.

This makes Ellen the first Idol judge ever to have done a nude scene, much less a nude lesbian sex scene, which really puts the pressure on Kara DioGuardi to doff her top and start making out with Bikini Girl.

Read more after the jump.

Vision of Nubs During "Vision of Love"

Last night, American Idol viewers got a big surprise when nearly Katrina Darrell AKA “Bikini Girl” returned to the Idol stage, where she was a favorite among the male judges for her barely-there attire, and was joined by a nearly naked Kara DioGuardi.

Seeing Katrina trot out in her two-piece was no surprise, nor was the tingling sensation that accompanied it.

The real shocker was when Kara herself, the Idol judge and the way-too-hot-to-be-behind-the-scenes songwriter came out on stage in the middle of Darrell’s rendition of Mariah Carey’s "Vision of Love" and began to blow.

After outsinging her rival, Kara then took on Katrina on her own turf, ripping open her dress to reveal her stunning and sculpted body in a bikini whose skimpiness was a match for the would-be singer.

Read more after the jump.