Blog Posts about Annette Funicello

53 Years of Disneyland, Five Naked Disney Babes

Today marks the opening of Disneyland 53 years ago in Anaheim, California. The park features Adventureland, Frontierland, and Tomorrowland, but Mr. Skin has always preferred Fantasyland, especially when the fantasies involved perky mouseketeers like Annette Funicello, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears. So that you can enter Fantasyland too, click below and check out Mr. Skin’s list of his favorite naked babes of Disney.

Indie Sex reveals all, from scandalous silent films and censor-shocking breakthroughs of the 1960s and '70s to '80s teen romps and erotic outrages of today.

By J.R. Taylor

The remake of Dawn of the Dead (2004) had this cool sequence running during the final credits. The filmmakers still had to keep the audience from leaving too soon. Kim Kerns came to the rescue. Just as the credits started to roll, the film cut to the sight of her popping her popinjays out of her bikini. Guys were nailed to their seats while looking to nail Kim's luscious brunette beauty.

And yet Kim wasn't even listed in those same closing credits. Skindred spirits can only refer to her as that girl who was on the boat in the videotape at the start of the closing credits. That doesn't sound nearly as cool as what should've been Kim's proper billing. She was denied the greatest honor that can be awarded in the Mr. Skin Nudiverse--the role of "Naked Woman."