Blog Posts about Jessica Simpson

What hath Demi Moore wrought? If you're a fan of celebrity preggers porn, then it's many wonderful, wonderful things.

Jessica Simpson has joined a long line of celebrities who have stripped down to show off their pregnant bellies on a magazine cover; Jessica posed nude for the cover of Elle magazine, but like her knocked-up predecessors, she covered the good parts with her hands.

Still, considering that's an unprecedented amount of side boob for this Texan preacher's daughter (and check out those puppies all swollen and milky!), you'll hear no complaints from Mr. Skin.

Check out the Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover that launched the "naked and pregnant" trend back in 1991 after the jump!

You might not be getting Jessica Alba in your stocking this year, but that's no reason why you can't cuddle up to that famous Alba ass...or at least a latex facsimile of it.

The celebrity sex doll business is booming- in fact, when the Miley Cyrus "Finally Miley" sex doll was released on the country cutie's 18th birthday this year, the doll sold out within 48 hours.

So what other Hollywood hotties have been immortalized in blow-up doll form? Find out after the jump!

It's a known fact that hot chicks can't resist musicians, but what is it about John Mayer? This guy pulls more tail than a child at a Humane Society picnic! According to rumors, he's currently hooking up with ultra-busty Food Network star and mamtastic chef, the very married Giada De Laurentiis! Both stars deny the coupling, but as we were perusing Giada's gratuitous cleavage and unbelievable TV nip slip (see it here), we couldn't help jealously thinking back to all the babes he's bagged through the years.

John's hit "Your Body Is a Wonderland" is allegedly about Jennifer Love Hewitt. We can't think of anything more wonderful than Jenny's juicy jugs--her cleavage is among the most mamorable in Hollywood. That ravishing rack looks its perkiest in Heartbreakers, but don't miss her nip slip in The Tuxedo. Nice wondergland!

Speaking of bigguns, Jessica Simpson is another enviable hookups of Mayer's and he famously referred to her as "sexual napalm". You'll explode when you see Jess's ginormous jigglers in a bikini in The Dukes of Hazzard. Talk about skincendiary.

She's presently engaged to Derek Jeter, but before that, Minka Kelly let John get to home base. Unfortunately, she's never gotten naked on screen, but her Friday Night Lights underwear and bikini shots are hot enough to make you do the guitar o-face.

And no list of John Mayer conquests would be complete without Jennifer Aniston. The pair have been so into each other that they've gotten together and broken up several times. No wonder, because Jen's the only babe on John's list who's ever done any substantial nudity! Check out her breast work in The Good Girl and her crack-up in The Break-Up. It's music to your eyes. Now go strum yourself.

In England they call them "WAGs"... wives and girlfriends of footballers. But you'll be wagging something of your own when you take in the gorgeous view of Gisele Bundchen, Kim Kardashian, and the rest of our top 10 NFL wives and girlfriends. They'll spike your ball!

• Jessica Simpson proves she deserved a spot on our Top 5 Blond Stars with Big Boobs list. (What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

• We may not see a Lindsay Lohan sex tape any time soon, but at least we can see halfway into her shirt. (The Superficial)

• If you're not excited for Iron Man 2 yet, let these Scarlett Johansson cleavage pics amp you up. (Egotastic!)

• Twilight star Ashley Greene dons a see-through bra for Interview. That's way sexier than fake fangs. (CelebNewsWire)

• Kaley Cuoco gets out the side boob for Maxim. Insert "You'll want to Big Bang her" joke here. (Hollywood Tuna)

• Miranda Kerr and friends will get you in the mood for Valentine's Day with naughty and nice Victoria's Secret lingerie. (Yeeeah!)

• Javier Bardem can't keep his hands off of Penélope Cruz's awesome ass in a bikini. We can't blame him. (The Blemish)