Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Internet pinup queen Cindy Margolis starts her workout video, Cindy Margolis Total Fat Burn, with a thoroughly dubious claim: that she hates to exercise and when it comes to fitness, she's "a beginner, just like you." Sure, Cindy, and you just woke up one morning with those big inflatable funbags on your chest.
But as the video rolls on, it becomes increasingly clear that Cindy really isn't enjoying her workout- she whines, complains, and nags the instructor throughout the video. She repeatedly asks for water breaks, complains about her arm hurting, and asks how much longer the routine is- just like someone who hates to exercise. Hmmm, maybe those funbags really ARE real!
More after the jump!
They're programmed for lust and they've got heavenly botties: they're hot stars who have played robots and cyborgs on screen. Mr. Skin counts down the top ten most beautiful borgs, from angelic Playmate Dorothy Stratten in Galaxina to randy replicant Sean Young in Blade Runner. They'll give you a hard drive!
Masturbators’ Hopes Dashed Like Those of Chargers Fans
For the last three years, sports fans disappointed with the distinct lack of titillation in Super Bowl halftime entertainment following the Janet Jackson incident have had a sexy alternative: the Lingerie Bowl.
Clad only in helmets, pads (the football kind), and lingerie to match their team colors, supermodels like Jenny McCarthy, Angie Everhart, and Cindy Margolis have engaged in full contact American football, with all the attendant grunts, huddles, tackles, three-point stances, and lesbian makeouts.
But this year, a truly bizarre disagreement with a venue has led to the cancellation of the event and a lot of disappointment.
Read the full story after the jump.
Hottest Football Teams Since the '85 Bears
Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004 was a time of great social upheaveal in America. The Carolina defense, led by former Tarheel Julius Peppers, was unable to stop Tom Brady’s short pass attack and Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme and wide receiver Muhsin Munhammed couldn’t put enough point on the board to come up with a win against the Pats.
And at halftime, all this was nearly forgotten when Janet Jackson’s famous “wardrobe malfunction” of a nip-slip sent Americans flocking to Tivo and to MrSkin.com in record numbers.
But on another channel, viewers were busy ogling the first annual Lingerie Bowl, featuring models playing full-contact football wearing shoulder pads, helmets, sports bars and panties.
Read more after the kickoff.

Do touch that dial! Mr. Skin continues to count down his picks for the 50 Sexiest TV Shows of all time – spanning the decades and monitoring the boob tube around the clock to compile the ultimate list of the most arousing series to ever light up the airwaves. Yesterday, we kicked it off with numbers 50 through 41. Today, let’s take a good, hard look at numbers 40 through 31!
Be sure to come back tomorrow and over the next three days to see the complete list!
| #50 - #41 | #40 - #31 | #30 - #21 | #20 - #11 | #10- #1 |
40. Playboy After Dark (1968-1970)Network: Syndicated
Tele-Vision: Barbi Benton, Cher
Skinopsis: Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner invites you, the viewer, to one of his famously swinging soirees to mingle with entertainers, intellectuals, musical acts and, of course, his entire hutch of Bunnies.
What’s Hot: In the ’60s, nobody was cooler than Hugh Hefner, and no bodies were hotter than Playboy’s naturally voluptuous Playmates, who came into living rooms nationwide via the daring syndicated late-night party, Playboy After Dark.
Sexy Star Pics:


Be sure to check out #40 through #31 after the jump!
No Nudity, White, Blonde hair, Large breasts (Fake), Average body size, Hollywood, Model
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