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Sundown kicks off Hanukkah, but here at Mr. Skin, we celebrate our own Breastival of Lights by honoring the hottest Jewish babes in Hollywood. Spin your dreidl for Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman and more with our Top 10 Hannukah Hotties!

You don't need fire to light your menorah--just use the heat put off by our top ten Hanukkah hotties! The festival of lights is upon us, and with the help of juicy Jewish celebrities like Natalie Portman, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Mila Kunis, your head and your dreidl will be spinning.

Connecticut is called "The Constitution State", and remember: you can't spell "constitution" without "tit"! The ten homegrown Connecticut cuties who make our list are the perv-fect representatives of the breast America has to offer. Join Boardwalk Empire star Gretchen Mol, nudecomer Christy Carlson Romano, Brooke Burke, and the rest of the babes for a tour of beautiful Nude England!

When you have an ensemble or variety cast in a show, it's always nice to have a focal point. And of course, it's even nicer when the focal point is a stunning star along the lines of a Tyra Banks or a Brooke Burke. So let's check out the ten hostesses with the mostest who jazz up the tube with a bit of boob!

Check out That Cameltoe!

Oy vey! Jewish swimsuit model Brooke Burke may have made her mother happy when she married a doctor in 2001, but she made fans of crotch cleavage happy the other day when she grabbed some Starbucks in an incredibly revealing pair of stretch-pants.

Her career highlights include modeling in Maxim, Stuff, FHM, and Playboy, hosting E!’s sexy travel series Wild On!, and winning season seven of Dancing with the Stars.

But we’ve yet to see Brooke Burke naked on the screen.

Maybe some attention from this recent exposure will change her mind.

Read more after the jump.

Mother's Day is right around the corner, and I've got some MILFs to praise!

Tricks and Teats

Greetings and salutations from the darkest recesses of Castle Rackula, high in the hills of Mamsylvania.

Halloween night is very special around here. All my monster friends and a handful of Hollywood phonies come by and we engage in all the standard festivities: boobing for chest-apples, carving up rump-kins, playing pin-the-tail-on-the-prostitute-from-Craigslist, and having a séance to commune with the spirits of dead prostitutes.

I was also happy this year to get my good friend Mark Johnston from Shocking Videos' Halloween newsletter. All that nostalgia made me feel like I was 412 again.

In honor of the Great Pumpkin, I put on my copy of Night on Disco Mountain and compiled this list, a veritable Bocaccio’s Decameron of ten of my favorite naked horror movies that take place on Halloween night.

To be fair, only eight of them have nudity, but I included two additional movies for my own reasons.

So pull up coffin, sit down, and skin-joy!

Read more after the bite.

Who Needs the Debate When TV Skin is So Great?

Countless people watched the final presidential debate this week, and Mr Skin wonders why, when these seven days were jam-packed with flesh-flashing babes on the small screen!

The HBO vampire show True Blood continued its reliable run of naked babes you'll want to sink your teeth into--Anna Paquin busted out screen skin for the first time in her career! And The Game showcased the chest-pieces of Brittany Daniel, Tia Mowry, and Wendy Raquel Robinson stuffed into teeny bikinis. Audrina Patridge also went the bikini route for The Hills, and classy lassy Christina Applegate created some comely pre-cancer cleavage in a lacy bra on Samantha Who?. Even Brooke Burke got in on the chesty fun by displaying some cleave in a very revealing Dancing with the Stars costume.

Prepare to cha-cha with yourself after the cut!