Blog Posts about Carrie Fisher

Mr. Skin's Blu-ray Ninja never rests in his quest to flush out nudity wherever it may hide, and in 2011 he answered your burning nude questions (Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters? sorry fellas, no dice), picked up on pubes in the most shadowy scenes, and discovered sexy skin in the UN-likeliest of places.

Slice through our Top 5 HD discoveries of 2011 after the jump!

Is nothing sacred, George Lucas? As if he hasn't done enough to destroy generations' worth of goodwill from fanatical Star Wars fans by tinkering with his creations (and by creating Jar Jar Binks), our own Blu-ray Ninja has made a discovery that means George is officially dead to us.

Femi Taylor plays slave dancer Oola in the sexiest of the Star Wars sagas, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. When Femi is thrown into the pit in Jabba's throne room and stands up to await her Rancorian doom, in the Blu-ray edition you can clearly see her nips through her mesh top (see above). Awesome, right? But don't unsheathe your lightsaber just yet, young Jedi.

In the scene immediately before, As Oola is struggling with Jabba, one breast pops out of her shirt. This ought to be a great peek at her Twi'lek tit, but our Blu-ray ninja has confirmed that the nipple has been digitally blurred out for the Blu-ray release. What's the use of HD if you can't use it to freeze-frame nip slips?

There's only one proper reaction to this sort of news.

Find out what our Blu-ray ninja had to say about Carrie Fisher's long-rumored slave Leia nip slip after the jump!

It's a magical week for TV mammage as the first season of Camelot, featuring Eva Green's witchy wobblers, hits DVD and Blu-ray, as does Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (RIP Andy Whitfield). In other nudes, Emmy nominee Kelly MacDonald shares her Scottish snookers in Trainspotting, nude on Blu-ray, and fapping you'll be when Carrie Fisher and her metal bikini receive the HD treatment on the Star Wars: The Complete Saga Blu-ray. Hey George Lucas! How about you quit messing with Darth Vader and put some nudity in there next time?

More after the jump!

Porn parodies are ubiquitous these days- just name a movie or a TV show, and there's a porn parody for it. The Brady Bunch? Yup. Seinfeld? Uh huh. Barney and Friends? Ew, no! That's just gross.

So it's not news that Vivid is currently producing Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, in stores and online September 1. The news is that, judging from the trailer, even the non-naked parts look pretty good. Usually porn parody trailers are an exercise in tedium, since of course you can't put any of the really good stuff on YouTube, but the Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody trailer actually contains a few quality laffs.

Star Wars isn't exactly stacked with female characters, so most of the intergalactic intercourse will be perv-formed by the lovely Allie Haze, seen at left, as Princess Leia, plus an assortment of female storm troopers and cantina patrons. Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody will also be released in 3D, because if there's one thing we can't let the Asians overshadow us in, it's porn. They did it first, but we'll do it better, damn it!

If this series is successful, by the time they get to Star Wars, Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, director Axel Braun may be able to pull off the skinpossible: a porn parody that's better than the movie it's based on.

And yes, Chewbacca DOES get a sex scene.

See the trailer after the jump!

Little known fact: The San Diego Comic-con is an excellent place to meet hot chicks. Even better, it's an excellent place to meet hot chicks dressed up like your favorite geek goddesses, like the ever-popular Slave Leia from Return of the Jedi (1983). (We could post an entire gallery of girls dressed up like Slave Leia. No, really.) Of course, in nerd-dom as in life, there ain't nothing like the real thing, baby, but some of these fine, foxy fangirls give the actresses who skinspired them a serious run for their money.

Play a rousing round of com-bare and contr-ass, Comic-con edition, after the jump!

Supermodel Looks Surprisingly Hot in Next to Nothing!

Bisexual and often nude Adrianne Curry has been a lot of things—reality show contestant, supermodel, Peter Brady’s wife, and sushi tray.

And during her appearance at the 2009 Wizard World Big Apple convention, Adrianne took the opportunity to change identities yet again, turning up in three revealing outfits designed to give sci-fi fans an elevated hart rate.

Apparently she was seized by the spirit of Halloween.

Thank you Great Pumpkins!

Read more after the jump.

Mr. Mike Hits DVD, but Does Mr. Bill Get Raped? Oh, Nooo!

In 1979, Michael O’Donoghue, legendary National Lampoon editor and Saturday Night Live’s original head writer, created one of the goddamndest things ever intended for network television broadcast: Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video.

A parody of 1960s’ Italian-made globetrotting shockumentaries (Mondo Cane, Africa Addio) that examined outrageous human beliefs and behaviors, NBC commissioned O’Donoghue to create Mondo Video as a pilot to be an occasional fill-in for Saturday Night Live.

Suffice to say, the finished hodgepodge of splatter gags, wet cats, Sid Vicious, ancient porn, and other eye-poppers never made it to the air. Instead, producer Lorne Michaels released Mondo Video to theaters with the tagline “The TV Show That Can’t Be Shown on TV”, accompanied by a “special” Mr. Bill Show.

Shout! Factory just issued Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video on DVD, minus Mr. Bill. I’m glad to have the show on disc, but I really, really need to know the truth about that Mr. Bill short.

Here’s why: back in ’79, a kid I knew claimed to have seen Mondo Video in a theater, and he told me that the “special” Mr. Bill Show consisted of Mr. Hand greasing up Sluggo’s big, black cock with Vaseline, and then Sluggo barbarically raping Mr Bill in the ass.

Could it be that that young rapscallion was fibbing?