Seven Psychopaths (2012)

A struggling screenwriter inadvertently gets involved with some seriously demented characters after a dognapping goes awry in Martin McDonagh's Seven Psychopaths (2012). Marty (Colin Farrell) isn't one to judge his friends Billy (Sam Rockwell) and Hans (Christopher Walken), even though they make their living kidnapping strangers' dogs and returning them for the reward money-- until they make the mistake of kidnapping notorious gangster Charlie (Woody Harrelson's) beloved Shih Tsu. And by "notorious", we mean "completely mentally unhinged", and by "beloved" we mean "unreasonably, irrationally devoted to." Mr. Skin favorites Olga Kurylenko and Abbie Cornish both appear as two of the titular Seven Psychopaths, but it's nudecomer Christine Marzano who gives up the sole flash of skin when she steps out of the bathroom clad in nothing but panties 22 minutes in. Now that's how you give a dog a bone!