Seven (1979)

Take a tropical trip to hooter heaven with film's master ball breaker and titty shaker Andy Sidaris in Seven (1979). A group of mobsters known as Sevano’s Seven ban together to take over Hawaii. When government agent William Smith gets wise to the guys, he gathers a group of seven more mercenary madmen to counter attack and keep the gangsters from getting their designs on the island. While beating baddies in the heat, Will is surrounded on all sides by sassy, oiled-up, bikini-clad eyefuls, such as former Playboy Playmate Susan Lynn Kiger and the booby Barbara Leigh of Student Nurses (1970) fame. With such wistful wahines to occupy your time, you’ll end up saying “Aloha” to (at least) seven heated sessions of palming your tree.