What's the danger of repeatedly portraying poon pokers on screen (other than fulfilling men's clam-on-clam fantasies, of course)? According to Selma Blair, it's that real-life furburger fluffers can't get enough of her!

The svelte sexbomb has locked lezzy lips onscreen three times so far, in the surprisingly skin-filled romantic drama Feast of Love, the upcoming flick Driving Lessons, and most famously in the teen classic Cruel Intentions.

But Selma told The New York Daily News that her Sapphic screen pairings have had some unexpected consequences:

"I have done three girl-on-girl kisses on-screen. And, yet, I've never done any (lesbian experimentation) in my real life.

"When lesbian friends tell me they're in love with me after our friendship has been cemented, it always shocks me."

Mr. Skin is shocked that she expects that anyonegay or straight, animal, vegetable, or mineralcould resist Selma's sweetly petite teat treats.