The Oak Ridge Boys once sang, "My heart's on fire for Elvira." But here at Mr. Skin, our it's our parts that are on fire for Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
Halloween weekend begins now, and we'd like to give you something sweet to put inside your pumpkin. Enter Elvira, a Kansas-born coppertop who had the distinction of being the youngest showgirl in Las Vegas history. After dancing at go-go bars across Sin City, Ms. Peterson enjoyed a fling with The King, Elvis Presley, and set off to start an acting career in Hollywood.
Sporting her given name and natural, flame-red mane, Elvira starred as--what else--a showgirl in The Working Girls (1973). Just twenty-two, she flaunted her stunning face and even more stunning, all-natural, soon-to-be-skinfamous boobs while performing the world's longest striptease.
After breaking out her frighteningly nice jack-o-lanterns in Jekyll and Hyde...Together Again (1982) and being turned down for the role of Mary Ann in the Gilligan's Island TV movie, the busty, lusty babe was offered a position as the hostess of a B-movie show, Movie Macabre, in Los Angeles. The character of Elvira was born, and millions of guys began a lifelong love affair with the gorgeous goth.
The pinnacle of Elvira's carnal career was the horror-comedy classic, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988). All camp, huge black bouffant, and huger pale white honkers, the mouthwatering mistress used her giant jugs as props, twirling nipple tassels and busting out of prison--literally. She even slipped a nip!
So before you bob for apples this weekend, enjoy a visit with Elvira's bobbing pumpkins. She's the mistress of your dork!
