With the only major film out in theaters this weekend being the skin-free medieval epic Season of the Witch, Mr. Skin has plenty of reason to bitch.
Those in select markets can also check out a few other movies, and Mr. Skin knows where to find the stars nude.
Season of the Witch
Not nude in theaters this weekend, hot newcomer Claire Foy joins Nicholas Cage in the medieval action flick Season of the Witch. The movie's about a witch trial but the real trial is finding something to say about a movie with no nudity and no stars who have ever been nude. So why not skip and check out the softcore flick The Witches of Breastwick, starring Stormy Daniels, Monique Parent, and a coven of naked knockouts indulging in secret Sapphic sex magic while showing off their bell, book, and candles. Bewitching!
Violent Blue
Out in select theaters, Czech babe Silvia Suvadova stars in the indie drama Violent Blue. Silvia bared boobs in the World War II movie Polanski but her costar Tiffany Bowyer has an even more exciting skinstory, She's the star of the erotic thriller Playback, which features her totally naked body in eight kinky sex scenes. That will cure your case of violent blue balls!
The Absent
Also hitting select theaters this weekend, Jennifer Blanc stars in the creepy slasher flick The Absent. When it comes to nude scenes, Mr. Skin isn't drawing a blanc on Jennifer. In the TV movie Friends 'Til the End, she bared boobage opposite Shannen Doherty and in the action flick Dead Men Can't Dance, she showed awesome T&A in a group shower scene. Forget absent, Jennifer is Heaven-sent!
