Scout Willis Surely Freed That Nipple

Let’s just be honest here, when you are one of the faces (or boobs, I should say) of the #FreeTheNipple movement, I don’t think you have nip slips. I just don’t think that it’s in your DNA to accidentally show off a nipple. I fully believe that Scout Willis is showing off her nipple on purpose.

There are two points I want to make about Scout Willis and her nipple in this Snapchat pic. First off, it’s pretty awesome. Second, why wouldn’t she want to show off her nips to the world? That’s kind of her thing, she’s all about it. Sure, it could have just been luck of the draw or maybe I should say luck of the rolling over and causing the bikini top to move to one side, therefore exposing a single breast, but what are the odds of that? I bet someone could roll over 100 times and never accidentally expose a breast. The more I think about it, the crazier I think it sounds. Yeah, it’s pretty much impossible. There is no way Scout Willis accidentally gave us a peek at her boob, no way, no how. And let’s not get into the whole "it was posted on social media and you can see the picture before you post" business. Yeah, Scout Willis totally wanted to show off her boob.

And good for her, Scout Willis has great boobs and they should be seen by one and all. I guess it’s not outside the realm of possibility this nip slip was an actual slip of the nip, I just don’t believe it to be so.