Schulmädchen-Report 13: Vergiß beim Sex die Liebe nicht (1980) is a campy, fun-filled romp involving a young girl who is fascinated by the idea of sex but who is constantly stymied by her overly protective grandmother. One suitor after another comes close to the heavenly gates only to be hurled back by the conniving old biddy. Will our horny heroine finally get what she so desperately craves? There’s no telling. Gaby Fritz reveals an itsy-bitsy set of sweater puppets and the furriest furburger you’ll ever see.