Girls in
Scarface (1983)

The Scooper: No Pooper in ‘Cooper’

All the skin-fans hoping against hope and in the face of MrSkin.com’s vast collective experience that all the recent talk about seeing Hayden Panettiere nude in I Love You Beth Cooper was going to amount to anything more than so many cubic feet of hot air can finally give it up.

There is no nudity in I Love You Beth Cooper.

On a brighter note, people who want to hear more swearing can still hold out for the unrated DVD release, which promises to have more colorful dialogue than Goodfellas and Scarface put together, but none of the nudity.

But the guy on IMDb who wrote “I've seen it. It's a full ass shot. You can even see a little of her B-Hole. It was quite shocking,” is so far outside the bounds of sanity that no amount of proof could convince him otherwise.

Obviously, this young man had his head pointed towards the open door of a women’s restroom and mistakenly believed he was still watching the movie.

Shit happens. But not to Mr Skin.

Read more after the jump.

Rack the Vote!

Here's one issue both Mamocrats and Re-pubic-ans alike can come together regarding: deciding the hottest onscreen vixen of all time.

GQ mag is running a new poll that will decide the single most important issue facing Americans this November: Halle Berry or Julie Christie? Catherine Deneuve or Jessica Alba?

GQ's compiled a list of 25 searingly hot perv-formances by women on the silver screen like Ursula Andress in Dr. No and Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation.

Click through the cut to read the entire list of screen scorchers!

From early underground efforts such as Greetings and Get to Know Your Rabbit to his Hitchcock-influenced hits Carrie, Blow Out, and Dressed to Kill to his cult favorites on the order of Sisters and Body Double, writer-director Brian De Palma has always tapped into the power of naked female skin on screen. He was born on this date in 1940.

De Palma has also helmed Scarface, Carlito’s Way, and the Rebbeca Romijn-Rie Rasmussen naked lesbian supermodel blowout Femme Fatale.

Now filming a sequel to his 1987 smash The Untouchables, Brian DePalma turns 68 today, and Mr. Skin hopes that one of the stunning starlets on the set treats him to a birthday 69. At the very least!