Satanic Panic (2009)

Inspired by the satanic-cult abuse scare of the late ’70s and early ’80s, the retro horror flick Satanic Panic (2009) follows a group of six friends as they take a canoe trip to rekindle their friendship. On the trip they find themselves being stalked and terrorized by psychotic locals and the same satanic cult that kidnapped a young girl (Nikki Taylor Melton) 25 years before. Along the way we get to see Holly Ilyne Sari’s naked knockers and Patricia Melone making out with topless Heather Chilson. You’ll only panic about running out of Kleenex.