Santa's Slay (2005)

A Christmas Story (1983), Trading Places (1983), Home Alone (1990), Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001), Elf (2003) and Bad Santa (2003) are among the many holiday movies that’ll make you laugh each Christmas. On the other hand, Krampus (2015), Better Watch Out (2017), Silent Night (2021) and Violent Night (2022) may scare your stockings off while the slasher thriller and black comedy Santa’s Slay (2005) is likely to do both! In other words, this seasonal treat will both tickle and tingle your bones! According to David Steiman’s R rated shocker, Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) only spreads good cheer because he lost a bet with an angel centuries ago. Now that his debt is paid off, the roly poly dude with a belly like a bowlful of jelly is ready to express his true self — and it’s not pretty. Suffice it to say: whether or not you’ve been naughty or nice, it looks like Santa wants to slip a knife between your ribs! Fortunately a number of courageous crusaders (played by Chris Kattan, Dave Thomas, Donna Zuk, Douglas Smith, Emilie de Ravin, Rebecca Gayheart, Robert Culp, and Saul Rubinek) have banded together to save the holidays in Alberta, Canada. Not to mention to save their own skin. One of them is busty Virginia Mason (Fran Drescher). The sexy brunette looks so good in her low-cut cocktail dress, her heaving cleavage will have you dreaming of a wide Christmas. In fact, Ms. Drescher’s barely contained rack puts the HO HO HO into the HO-liday!