Salma Hayek's Hotness Defies Logic
We all try to deal with things that are unfair in this world and what makes that easier to do is to realize that some things that are unfair are really freaking awesome. For instance, thatSalma Hayek is so hot isn’t unfair, and that’s the kind of unfair you and I want to deal with every single day of our lives.
Sometimes it’s actually hard to think about, the fact that Salma Hayek is that hot; the "crazy, stupid, leave it all behind if she asked you to" kind of hot. And she’s been this hot for as long as I can remember. And I don’t really want to admit how long I remember Salma Hayek’s hotness. Yet each and every time we see her, she's looking hotter than before. That’s unfair. The world isn’t supposed to work that way. Salma Hayek hotness defies all logic, thus making it one of the most unfair things in the world and that my friends is freaking beautiful. OR should I say, it’s freaking Salma Hayek beautiful.
So forget about you being the only person to get a parking ticket or that one friend and/or family member who always seems to get everything without putting in any effort and focus on the good kind of unfair: Salma Hayek. Parking ticket, shmarking shmicket; when Salma Hayek is in a see-through top, nothing else really matters.
