Salma Hayek, it's not a coincidence that you keep getting cast as a stripper (See also: From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Dogma). That's the Director's Guild of America- no, scratch that, the entire world- begging you to do a topless striptease.

Yes, we know you've exposed those magnificent mams plenty of times, and even went full frontal in Ask The Dust (2006), but we can't help but notice that none of your stripper scenes involve any actual stripping. Like in your new movie, Americano, where you work the pole like an old pro but at the end are still wearing pasties underneath your sheer body stocking. What's up with that? Just once, Salma. Pretty please?

Americano opens in NYC this Friday, June 15, but you can see Salma Hayeksans pasties right now here at MrSkin.com!