Nude Scenes from
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Heroes Starlet Cruelly Teases Would-Be Thong-Sniffers

18-year old marine mammal enthusiast Hayden Panettiere decided recently to auction off her old clothes in order to raise money for Save the Whales, a cause near and dear to her heart. But when the star came across some old underwear in a pile of things her mom had pulled out to sell, she balked.

Hayden was all for the idea of selling off some of her many possessions for a good cause, just not, apparently, the cause of men who want to put famous actresses' soiled panties on their faces like gas masks and pleasure themselves.

Read more and check out a classic panty pic from Revenge of the Nerds after the jump.

Teen Sex Comedy classic rampages into theaters, gets bush on this date in 1984.

In the wake of the early-1980s Teen Sex Comedy explosion ignited by Porky's that went on to include Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Risky Business, Valley Girl, and The Last American Virgin, the geek-centric Revenge of the Nerds rip-roared into theaters powered by a novel premise: What if the guys who never won—at sports, at romance, or at life—finally did?

More on the answer to that question, along with the power of the declaration "We've got bush!" after the jump.

Severin Films brings mind-and-lap-blowing skinema faves such as Gwendoline and The Sinful Dwarf to DVD. Get the skinny from one of the brains behind the awesome outfit.

You've seen them. You know them. And even though you're reading this on an apple-pie American, Midwest-based, adults-only, heterosexual-male-centric site that decidedly gets its kicks below the waistline, sunshine, you may even be one (although, if that's the case, you're likely to atone for your monthly MrSkin.com membership fee by doubling your contributions to National Public Radio or the local Quaker day-care where all the kids go by their mother's surnames).