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TJI Friday

Welcome back my friends, to Castle Rackula. I know a laid a heavy trip on you last week with my long-winded discourse on the ancient Indo-European roots of modern rape-revenge flicks, but since the Last House on the Left remake still isn’t out, this week I’m turning once again to Friday the 13th, a subject on which I always have something to say.

The reboot has been on my mind again this week as I perused the new photos of Willa Ford and Julianna Guill online and noticed that there’s yet another Friday the 13th (the day, not the movie) coming up in a few weeks, which I haven’t decided yet how to acknowledge.

According to movie industry blog Risky Business, New Line and Platinum Dunes are moving forward on a sequel to the Friday the 13th reboot, which will also be scripted by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift and could be out by the second half of next year.

I have already gotten over my earlier discomfort with bringing in a hockey-masked Jason Voorhees into a movie called Friday the 13th, but I’ve made my peace with that.

Reportedly, Shannon and Swift, who looked to the first four movies for inspiration, are going off on their own at this point, (perhaps wisely) disregarding the Tommy Jarvis story arc that picked up in A New Beginning and completely avoiding any telekinetic teenagers or forays into New York City.

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Sexy 64-Year Old Supermodel’s Skin Stuns Spectators

After Showtime filmed a pilot episode for their version of the popular BBC series Manchild back in 2007, they stuck it on the shelf and there it has remained. Until 4:15 am Eastern Standard Time this past Wednesday, that is.

The show, “a raunchy male version of Sex and the City” starring Kevin Smith, James Purefoy, John Colbett and Paul Hibb as a group of forty-year-old men in the throes of midlife crises along with a supportive cast of women taking their clothes off.

The pilot episode, which competed with infomercials about how to get rich in real estate in the night-owl slot Wednesday morning, featured the still-supple sweater stuffers of former Ford Modeling Agency superstar Lauren Hutton.

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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 3: Cerina Vincent

It makes sense that Las-Vegas-born Cerina Vincent hails from Sin City, as this bosomy brunette Scream Queen burns like the flames of Hades itself in her every role.

Cerina is most famous for her nonstop nude turn (on) in Not Another Teen Movie, but since that delectable debut, she has become one of the most reliably arousing figures in modern horror.

First there was Cerina Vincent's bloody hot bathtub toplessness in Cabin Fever, followed by searingly sexy parts in It Waits, Intermedio, and Return to House on Haunted Hill.

While still a relative nudecomer among the other fright femmes on Mr Skin’s Naked Scream Queens list, Cerina Vincent remains packed with naked potential.

Let’s just watch her … without clothes on! Click the pic to see Cerina Vincent nude.