Rembrandt (1999)

The biopic Rembrandt (1999) follows the life of the seventeenth-century Dutch painter Rembrandt van Rijn, with Klaus Maria Brandauer in the starring role. As the film paints a vivid picture of the Netherlands in the seventeenth century, it also gives us a couple of good looks at the rack of Romane Bohringer, as the painter’s maid Hendrickje Stoffels, with whom he had an illegitimate daughter. Since Hendrickje actually did pose nude for Rembrandt’s Bathsheba in het bad in 1654, we can say without question that Ms. Bohringer’s breasticles are every bit as spank-worthy as those of the woman she portrays.