Purple Rain (1984)

Purple Rain (1984) tells the semi-autobiographical story of Minnesota's favorite androgynous rock star Prince's rise to fame. The Purple One doesn't expose his purple-headed one--thankfully--but his protégé and pretty hot piece of multi-ethnic ass, Apollonia, looks especially tasty in her '80s fetish gear. When she's not showing a mile of darkly delicious gam or the jiggling cleavage from her massive musical mams, Apollonia is stripping naked for the guitar-stroker before taking a skinny dip into a chilly lake. When it purple rains it pours . . . and Apollonia gets all wet as audiences have their own storm . . . in their pants. Apollonia shows off her breasts at a greasy Lake Minnetonka as Prince gets a great view of her chesticles from afar. If you're unfamiliar with the story, it follows a young man with a talent for music whose career has started to show a lot of promise. Once he meets Apollonia, and finds that talent alone isn't all that he needs, and he may just follow the self-destructive path of his father and lose Apollonia to another tantalizing singer. A little known fact is that Prince had a dream that Siskel and Ebert despised the movie, and Ebert himself was tearing up every aspect of the flick. As it turned out, Purple Rain was quite good, and both seminal critics loved the film. Viewers at home will likely appreciate the great music and effortless hotness from Apollonia, too. Because of the lack of graphic nudity, though, Purple Rain is likely to give you blue balls!