Puppet Master III (1991)

The backstory behind Puppet Master’s murderous marionettes is explored in the direct-to-video sequel Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge (1991). The film begins with magician Andre Toulon (Guy Rolfe), who runs a politically subversive puppet show along with his wife Elsa (Sarah Douglas) in 1941 Berlin. But the Nazis don’t find Andre’s attempts at satire amusing (duh), especially when they find out he has discovered the secret to animating his moppets. When the SS kills Elsa and makes off with Andre’s star attraction, Toulon and the rest of his living dolls escape for some good old-fashioned "sic your puppets on the Nazis" revenge. Speaking of wood, Puppet Master 3 is full of foxy frauleins that are sure to pull the strings in your pants. Topless hookers Landon Hall, Michelle Bauer, and Jasmine Touscheck bathe a naughty Nazi in an old-fashioned bathtub 15 minutes, and 29 seconds in, and Michelle returns for an encore perv-formance baring her B-52s as she rides the geezer 43 minutes in. Sieg Heil-o there, gorgeous! Flesh fiends may watch this scene with glee, as it has more than enough masturbation fuel to get one off repeatedly. The disappointment may set in, depending on how horny you are, if you're expecting any additional bate bait in the movie's runtime you'll be left sadly empty-handed. Nevertheless, fans of oddly disturbing horror-comedy can't go wrong checking out this artifact from the early 90s. If anything else, you can rest assured that there's tons of nudity for at least a few minutes at the film's outset!