Sylvia Kristel in Private LessonsHaving already established herself as a skinternational softcore starlet with Emmanuelle, Emmanuelle 2, and Goodbye Emmanuelle, Dutch diva Sylvia Kristel decided to exploit her image in an American sex comedy.

The result was one of the true classics of the genre, Private Lessons. Released August 25, 1981, Private Lessons was a beacon of hope for all the horny pubescent boys hopelessly in lust with the older women in their lives.

Sylvia is an au pair with quite a pair who drives the 15-year-old boy she’s hired to care for (future Mama’s Family star Eric Brown) wild.

And who can blame him for falling hard for the hot older foreign chick, with her sunbathing topless poolside? She quickly picks up on his carnal interest and figures to scam the kid out of his inheritance.

Not only does she strip naked for the drooling pubescent, she spreads her legs and snatches his cherry.

Then she pretends to die in the sack after coming so hard from his good loving, scaring the poor kid’s pecker right back up inside his body cavity. Still, wouldn’t it be worth it?