There's a nude porn parody born almost every day, but it takes a little extra somethin' somethin' to catch our eye here at Skin Central. Sorry This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX, This Ain't Avatar XXX, This Ain't Twilight XXX and This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, but this just ain't working (XXX) for us anymore.

So we were slappy to hear that the creators of the upcoming Grindhouse XXX have come up with two totally new mini-movies, Massacre at Pine Lake and Student Assassin, for their porn parody. Neither one is likely to break any new ground in the field of filmmaking, but hey- at least they didn't do Plan-tit Terror and Death Poon:


Regardless, it'll be easy for Grindhouse XXX to surpass the movies which skinspired it in the nudity department. Planet Terror and Death Proof may have been wild in other ways, but they failed to live up to exploitation cinema's legacy of plentiful female nudity:

grindhouse 2The only bare boobs on display in Grindhouse belong to Alicia Rachel Marek in the fake trailer (that later became a real movie) Machete.


grindhouse 3Rose McGowan appears to be a stripper than doesn't strip in Planet Terror, but closer skinspection of the Blu-ray revealed something that wouldn't be out of place in its XXX counterpart- a slipped lip (and that's not on her face, folks).

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