Porky's Revenge (1985)

The plucky sex-struck schmucks of Angel Beach High School are back for one more engorgement in Porky’s Revenge! (1985). Following Porky’s (1981) and Porky’s II: The Next Day (1983), this R-rated flick is the third installment of the teen sex comedy franchise. As graduation nears, skinema’s notorious horn-dog students (Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier, Wyatt Knight) face off once more against their nemesis Porky (Chuck Mitchell), who now owns a riverboat casino. In addition to Meat (Tony Ganios) porking Porky’s hot daughter Blossom (Wendy Feign), the titillated teens throw the state basketball championship so Porky can’t cheat his way onto Easy Street. As far as a plot, that’s all we’ve got. But if you’re looking for skin, you’ve come to the right place since we’re happy to point out some key scenes. For starters, Ms. Feign flaunts her white panties and nude boobs 26 minutes into the movie. At the 42-minute mark, Rose McVeigh will make you rise when she sheds her threads to tease a guy. As she strips out of her black underwear, you’ll get hot under the collar — especially while glancing at her bare chest! Breast of all, Kim Evenson de-robes to our delight during her graduation ceremony. Luckily for us, the blonde beauty shows off her terrific student body. Translation: she exposes her big boobs! Mr. Skin hopes the Playboy Playmate will continue her education to receive a B.A. in T&A. Yet judging by the natural wonders on display, her report card is probably marked with double Ds!