Nude Scenes from
Porky's (1982)

Phoebe Cates’s other great ’80s teen sex comedy also

features Saw babe Betsy Russell, scream queen Brinke Stevens, and loads of sexy surprises.

If summertime 1982 served as cherry-popping Ground Zero for the decade’s teen sex comedy phenomenon—and seeing as it contained the premieres of Porky's, The Last American Virgin, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, it did—then the subsequent swelter season’s Private School (1983) was the first direct fallout. And what a gloriously radiant after-effect it is.

To be sure, a spate of raunchy teen farces did rush into theaters during the ’82-’83 school year—among them: The Beach Girls, Homework, Joysticks, Losin’ It, Goin’ All the Way, My Tutor, Pink Motel, Spring Break, (the mighty) Screwballs, and (the also mighty) Zapped!

But Private School represented Hollywood’s first full-scale attempt to concoct an all-out teen sex comedy blockbuster, calculatedly combining familiar genre tropes (nerds, jocks, nudity-producing pranks, cross-dressing one’s way into the girls’ shower room, etc.), and then adding Phoebe Cates—the naked girl from Fast Times—up on top like a beautiful, brown-nippled bow.

Welcome back to Castle Rackula for the third and final installment of my Horny Holiday Horrors series. This will be my last post of the year as I am preparing for my annual Holiday Trip to a secret island in the Caspian Sea where I join a few of my powerful Hollywood friends to hunt the most dangerous game: human beings we found on Craigslist.

But I will be back in 2009 with an expanded blog and a new commitment to Twittering. So if you’re not already following me on Twitter, don’t waste another precious moment.

But without further ado, I bring you three more Christmas-themed slasher movies with nudity.

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Things that make you go boi-i-i-ng: this week’s theme is the inventive employment of grotesque rubber appendages in the service of one-of-a-kind, whacked-out sexploitation chestnuts.

Sex in the Comics (1973), fresh on DVD from Just for the Hell of It video, freakily brings ancient funny-paper characters to life with live humans donning psychotic-episode-inducing latex masks, unnerving editing techniques, limp dicks, unsuckled bosoms, and authentically insane concepts of eroticism.

From Troma DVD comes Getting Lucky (1990), the legendary Green Magic adventure half-remembered by viewers of USA Up All Night in which a leprechaun in a beer bottle shrinks a nerd so small he can – and does – get lost in a cheerleaders’ pubic hair.

Go. Bounce along now. Read.

By C.G. Hilliard

Canadian director Mathiew Klinck twisted comedy Hank and Mike stars Thomas Michael and Paolo Mancini as the titular pair of laid-off Easter Bunnies.

Although Hank is a Hell-raising womanizer and Mike is an anxiety-ridden introvert, the two have to overcome their differences to deal with the consequences of their unemployment.

Aniela Kurylo shows T&A as one of Hank’s one-night stands, and Talia Russo bares all three B’s as an artist’s nude model.

Michael and Thomas recently spoke to C.G. Hilliard about their new movie.

Read the interview after the jump.

Princess Makes Her Privates Public in a Nude Moonlit Romp

We like our fun and we never fight
You can't dance and stay uptight
It's a supernatural delight
Everybody was dancin' in the moonlight,

-King Harvest

Although Princess Eugenie of York takes her title from her grandmother Queen Elizabeth II, during some outdoor festivities at exclusive Marlborough College in Wilts, the rowdy royal was taking advice from another monarch: King Harvest.

Along with a group of her friends, who is now on a break from her education, decided to dance around naked in the moonlight following the end of exams and a night of pub-crawling.

To celebrate the end of exams in June, the Yorkie took a page from Porky's and engaged in some lewd behavior and public intoxication.

But another movie from Mr Skin’s Hall of Fame might better explain Eugenie’s actions that warm summer night, the 1970 Jesus Franco classic Eugenie... the Story of Her Journey Into Perversion, starring Marie Liljedahl.

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