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With Powder Blue, Jessica Biel Reveals Herself to be the Finest Naked Actress of Her Generation

The news is out: Jessica Biel gets naked as a stripper in her new film, Powder Blue, and, at long last, the world can bask in the nude glory of her bare tits and ass up on the big screen when the movie is released on April 24, 2009.

Jessica Biel nude would earn headlines and hosannas under any circumstances, but in Powder Blue, the all-grown-up (and out) former teen star of 7th Heaven voluptuously erupts to surpass all her contemporary young Hollywood peers by portraying a stripper who actually strips.

Consider the T&A-list teasing in recent years, as one sexpot starlet after another has played a pole dancer who does nothing but . . . dance.

This list of bogus bump-and-grind babes is long and shameful: Jessica Alba in Sin City, Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me, Natalie Portman in Closer, Rose McGowan in the Grindhouse co-feature Planet Terror, and so on.

By stripping nude in Powder Blue, Jessica Biel skinstantly establishes herself at the (topless) top of her show-business class. Long may she nakedly reign.

See more Jessica Biel stripper pics and get the complete skinny on her Powder Blue nude scene information after the jump.

Requiem for a Heavy Breather: Bill Landis, 1959-2008

Sleazoid Express creator Bill Landis was a pioneering publisher who really did change the world (for the better), an endlessly imaginative writer, a performer in hardcore films during theatrical porn’s Golden Age and a projectionist who worked Times Square’s glorious toilet-bowl theaters.

At the same time, Bill Landis was also a miserable junkie, a hyper-paranoid head-case, and a world-class pain-in-the-ass.

And now Bill Landis is dead, at age 49, from a heart attack.

I miss him already. And I always will. Read all about it after the jump.

Sin City Siren Rose McGowan to Wield Sword as Pulp Sexbomb Red Sonja. But Will She Bare Her Barbarian Boobies?

The San Diego Comic-Con continues to be a hotbed of breaking T&A-list showbiz news.

Slash Film reports that Rose McGowan has been announced to bodaciously fill the breastplate of the lead role in Red Sonja, a new epic produced by her ex-boyfriend, Robert Rodriguez (Desperado, Planet Terror).

Red Sonja herself is a hefty-mammaried medieval warrior and ass-stomping pal of Conan the Barbarian.

The flame-maned slayer became popular in classic pulp novels and comic books, where she was billed as “She-Devil with a Sword,” and mastered the fine art of modeling a chain-mail bikini.

Brigitte Nielsen initially took up the Red Sonja mantle in a 1985 movie adaptation, which may explain the origin of Flavor Flav's viking-hat fetish.

Shots of Rose McGowan clad in the character's clanky get-up appeared at Comic-Con, in addition to a pair of Red Sonja posters—one of which continues a sexy-bloody-lips trend that Mr. Skin reported on yesterday.

To see Rose McGowan in full naked bloom, grab your meat-saber and join us after the jump.

Outlaw auteur Jeff Broadstreet has directed a series of indie-horror shockers that can always be counted upon to include some knockers. In 1989 Boradstreet gave us Sexbomb, an homage to B-movies and D-cups, replete with topless scenes and featuring the world-class rack of Mr. Skin Hall of Famer Linnea Quigley (Picture: 1).