Pop Star Makes Sobriety Look Twincestuous


Sexually adventurous chanteuse Pink’s new video sober utilizes the latest in special effects technology to create the illusion that the girl-loving singer is having a drunken lesbo makeout session with herself.

The dream that science would one day allow a hot actress to girl-girl sex with her exact double on the screen has been held dear by twincest aficionados since Patty Duke first came on in 1963.

Everyone knows that Pink is hot. And everyone knows that it’s hot to see her making out with girls like Kristanna Loken.

But what could be hotter than Pink making out with Pink?

Unfortunately, Pink isn’t a twin like Madeleine and Mary Collinson in Some Like it Sexy or Zen and Zero in Auto Focus and 13 Erotic Ghosts, so no one thought we would ever see such a thing.

But now, the committed vagitarian has proven everyone wrong by getting it on with herself in her new video, Sober.

If this is sober, Mr Skin hopes Pink keeps the plug in the jug forever!