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It's another slow week for DVD and Blu-ray, but we've still got a smattering of perfectly sensual (and perfectly horrifying) releases for you. First off, she isn't at her nudest in Perfect Sense (2011), but some mid-range TA from Eva Green still beats most stars' entire naked output, and it's nude on DVD and Blu-ray. Plus, we've got a trio of forbidden fantasies made flesh as Bettie Page: Dark Angel (2004) and Isla, The Wicked Warden (1980) are re-released on DVD and A Serbian Film (2009) arrives in an even more gruesome uncut form:

green dvd 5.22.12 2A chef and a scientist come together just before everything falls apart in Perfect Sense (2010). Susan (Eva Green) is a medical researcher who meets and falls in love with Michael (Ewan McGregor), her neighbor and a 5-star chef. Womanizing Michael has finally met his match in hyper-intelligent Susan, but the honeymoon phase is cut short by the sudden appearance of a disease that causes victims to lose their senses one by one, starting with smell. You’ll be glad you still have eyes to see when Eva bares snookers and seat meat for three scenes of romantic rutting. Just don’t forget your hands to touch yourself.

Bettie Page: Dark Angel (2004) beat its higher-profile, big-screen counterpart The Notorious Bettie Pagerichards dvd 5.22.12(2006) to the marketplace in the battle of the biopics on the legendary 1950s pin-up queen. Contemporary real-life fetish model Paige Richards fleshes out the title role mo(i)st cum-vincingly as the movie chronicles Bettie's Eisenhower-era ascent to hush-hush superstardom in the kink-tastic photos of Irving Klaw. The Special Features on the Bettie Page: Dark Angel DVD are chock full of knockout nude scenes- don't miss Paige's full-frontal seaside frolic where her black Bettie looks great amid the Pacific Ocean's crashing waves.

Fans of concentration-camp tales of sexual duress and carnal cruelty who don’t like Nazis and swastikas will find the perfect compromise in Ilsa, the Wicked Warden (1980). Uncompromisingly exploitative, Wicked Warden stars iconic reddish-blonde boob-stack Dyanne Thorne as an ber-bitch commander of a Latin American lockup for deranged women. The camera work is clear and adroitly focused, the inmates make up for their wackiness with good looks, romay dvd 5.22.12and the conflicts are primal and often resolved in the nude. Don’t expect much affection or friendliness in the sexual parts. Fast-Forward to the 36 minute mark to see breastful brunette Lina Romay as a shower bully who has the fresh-faced Tania Busselier to serve as butt-scrub lady, which results in a full-frontal shower stall catfight.

Srdjan Todorovic is Milos, an aging porn star who agrees to star in an "art film" only to discover that he has been drafted into making a necrophilia-themed snuff film filled with the most sadistic acts imaginable in the porn-horror-art-flick A Serbian Film (2010) If you can stand the violent and transgressive sex acts, you'll get a good look at nudity from Jelena Gavrilovic,Katarina Zutic, and a bunch of other naked chicks. What's Serbian for full-frontal?

C U Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at the Mr. Skin blog!