Pauley Perrette Sexy

Immortal Sex and Beauty Icon Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile, Took Her Own Life by Applying a Venomous Snake to Her Breast on This Date, 2,038 Years Ago.

Her rule of ancient Egypt is legendary.

She provided a signature role for screen vamps Theda Bara and Elizabeth Taylor.

She has served as the subject of numerous highbrow and lowbrow films alike.

And she laid down some of the most crucial cornerstones of goth-girl culture.

For those reasons, among others, Cleopatra lives on as one of humanity's -- and, especially, Hollywood's -- truly timeless glamor goddesses.

Learn more, and see some naked pyramids, after the jump.

Brown hole in one! Kendra Wilkinson flashes ass at a golf outing. (On 205th)

Blake Lively, we love your Blake Lively nip-slip, but please get fully Blake Lively nude soon! (Egotastic)

Audina Patridge launches her official blog, digs “I Kissed a Girl,” should kiss Katy Perry nude. (Just Jared)

Avril Lavigne will be the only blonde you see. (Celebitchy)

Denise Richards mourns the woman Charlie Sheen referred to as “your bald mom.” (DeniseRichards.com)

NCIS goth Pauley Perrette vs. ex-hub Coyote Shivers makes for must-see You Tube tawdriness. (NY Post)

China (the country) wants to sue Sharon Stone (the Basic Instinct vagina flasher). (Molly Good)

Fleshbot reports on a motherlode of motherfuckin’ awesome vintage men’s magazine covers. (Xpozio.com)

Eva Mendes’ nude butt is still against fur! (FurIsDead.com)

Look, lust, and post posteriors at the Best Celebrity Asses thread. (Filthy Stars)