Girls in
Patty Hearst (1988)

Among its many repulsive and/or revolutionary revelations, the classic splatter blow-out Pieces (1982) proved (as its ads touted) that “you don’t have to go to Texas for a chainsaw massacre.”

Now the heroic exploitation-movie archeologists at Grindhouse Releasing bring that very same chainsaw massacre right to you via a new, gloriously realized two-disc special edition Pieces DVD.

Meanwhile, at a midnight showing quite possibly near you (with more on the way), Repo! The Genetic Opera (2007) is packing screwed-up teenage asses into theater seats like no cult sensation in recent memory (or mammaries).

Repo’s got blood, it’s got guts, it's got body-fluid thrill freaks looking for a kick, and it’s got a Gothily tarted-up Paris Hilton.

McBeardo reports on the considerable sex appeal of all of the above after the jump. Just click on Paris Hilton's nipple.

Her Mom Was in the SLA. Lydia's All About T&A.

Back in the '70s, publishing heiress Patty Hearst toted a gun and held up a bank after being kidnapped by the SLA. Now her lethally lusty daughter, Lydia Hearst, is aiming her own guns . . . right at the camera.

The stunning, sylph-like blonde posed naked for Self Service magazine, showing off her dangerously delicious pair and a tight tush in the (soon to be sticky) pages.

After the cut, more Lydia Hearst nude! You're so hot it hurts, Hearst.

Mr. Skin Hopes to Be Abducted, Brainwashed by Daughter of Patty "Tania" Hearst

Fashion model Lydia Hearst, daughter of former Symbionese Liberation Army captive Patty Hearst and herself a proud member of the Sweater-Sack Liberation Army, has become a spokesmodel for lingerie company Myla.

Read more and check out Lydia's stiff upper nip after the jump.