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Original Sin (2001)

Two Mr. Skin Hall-of-Fame Classics Slated for the Remake Treatment. But Will they Be as Nudity-packed as the Originals?

Yesterday was a banner day for movie-remake news, as power studio MGM announced that a musical version of the Nicolas Cage teen sex comedy Valley Girl is in the works, and Hyde Park Entertainment secured rights to an update of the classic Blake Edwards comedy 10, which featured Bo Derek's first-ever nude scenes.

After the jump, Mr. Skin analyzes each film's likelihood of daring to bare, plus catch some nude shots from each nudie classic.

With her butt-baring performance in Wanted, skinsational superstar Angelina Jolie has brought the number of films in which she's flashed flesh up to twelve, a spanker's dozen. Here they are, in order.

Cyborg 2 (1993)

Angelina's a sexy android who shows her pneumatic knockers. Nice robo-rack!

Hackers (1995)

As a computer expert, a crop-topped Angelina goes topless, taking the action from keystrokes to breast strokes!

Foxfire (1996)

This skinstant classic has our girl playing a rebellious teen who enjoys getting topless with her girlfriends by candlelight before tattooing them.

Mojave Moon (1996)

In this romantic comedy, Angelina gives us all something to howl about when she shows off both of her full moons in a shower scene.

Gia (1998)

In her mst skin-tillating performance to date, Ms. Jolie bares her boobs and butt and gets into an undeniably boner-inducing lesbian clinch with incredibly hot blonde Elizabeth Mitchell.

Hell's Kitchen (1998)

Before Gordon Ramsay's reality show of the same name, Angelina's Gordon Mamsays came out in a brief moment of accidental nudity that is the highlight of this gritty drama.

Pushing Tin (1999)

This comedy will have you laughing all the way to the sperm bank after you see Angelina's topless twosome in a post-sex scene with John Cusack. Unfortunately, we don't get to see her gushing quim.

Original Sin (2001)

Angelina plays a mail-order bride whose undressed udders share screen time with the bare butt of Antonio Banderas.

Beyond Borders (2003)

In the movie that got her started on her humanitarian efforts, Angelina does the humane thing by briefly baring one bosom during a sex scene.

Taking Lives (2004)

Here Ms. Jolie plays a G-Man who gives us a glimpse at her G-spot as a man pulls up her skirt. We also get ample angles of Angelina's abundant apples.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005)

In the movie that gave birth to "Brangelina," our girl has yet another nip slip. Maybe somebody's bribing the wardrobe department.

And that brings us up to Angelina's latest effort. Thanks Angelina, for twelve nude scenes in fifteen years. But let's pick up the pace a little, shall we?

If ever one single body part could embody someone's entire personality, it would be the storied lips of Angelina Jolie. Impossibly puffy, pouty, and pink, those infamous, sensuous smackers perfectly personify the sweltering seductress that lies beyond the parted pair. Those lips have come to symbolize female sensuality-like a siren's song, they reduce all men and most women to quivering, helpless piles of lust.

These days Angelina Jolie is in the news for so many reasons (her relationship with Brad Pitt, her pregnancy, her many adopted children, her involvement with the United Nations, and her charity work in the Third World), that it seems more important than ever to remember the real reason we should be thinking about Angelina- her fantastic on-screen nudity. Today, being her 33rd birthday, seems like a good day to look back at some of Angelina's most mam-orable performances.

Foxfire (1996)

Based on a novel by Joyce Carol Oates, Foxfire tells the story of five teenaged girls who join forces to punish a teacher who has been harassing them sexually. In the process, they form a certain closeness that inspires them to get topless and tattoo each other by candlelight. Angelina shows off her top-spires!

Gia (1998)

The crowning achievement of Angelina's career came in 1998 with the premiere of the HBO biopic Gia, based on the life of heroin-addicted bisexual supermodel Gia Carangi. Ms. Jolie bares her boobs and butt and gets into am undeniably boner-inducing lesbian clinch with incredibly hot blonde Elizabeth Mitchell, who would later go on to star in the hit TV show Lost. But the only thing you're liable to lose watching these two is about a half a pint of your DNA.

Original Sin (2001)

In 2001, Angelina starred opposite hunky Hispanic heartthrob Antonio Banderas in the drama Original Sin. As a mail order bride, she performs her wifely duties with admirable alacrity, promptly stripping down to nada and hopping in bed with her horny hombre, revealing her rack and rump in a scene that will make you add the sin of Onan to the Original Sin with which your were born.

Taking Lives (2004)

Serial killer flick Taking Lives finds Angelina playing an FBI profiler who shows off her own profile when she gives us a side view of her toplessness during a sex scene with some fool who looks like (and indeed who is) novelist Ethan Hawke. Taking lives will have you taking five for a little alone time in the bathroom.