Please Keep Wearing Bikinis Olivia Wilde

Some people seek out fortune and fame, others set out to change humanity for the better, but I think Olivia Wilde is out to prove she’s the most beautiful woman on the planet. And I have to admit; I’m starting to believe her.

I think we all love just about everything about or involving Olivia Wilde, but you know what I love most of all? Her bikini making decisions. You see, Olivia Wilde could totally go out and buy some kind of fancy, top of the line, designer bikini that was made just for her, but she doesn’t. Every single time I see Olivia Wilde in a bikini it’s rather simple bikini. Sure, there are little changes, mostly in the design of the bikini, but they hardly ever super flashy. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Olivia Wilde in a super flashy bikini. She doesn’t need one. She just needs a simple bikini and her incredible good looks will do the rest. Why wear something covered in jewels or brightly colored when all you need to look amazing is Olivia Wilde’s cleavage?

So, Olivia Wilde, some of us are on to your plan, but please don’t stop trying to convince everyone of how beautiful you are. If you keep wearing a bikini I’ll pretend to not know what is going on.