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Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of December 16, 2008.

By C.G. Hilliard

Canadian director Mathiew Klinck twisted comedy Hank and Mike stars Thomas Michael and Paolo Mancini as the titular pair of laid-off Easter Bunnies.

Although Hank is a Hell-raising womanizer and Mike is an anxiety-ridden introvert, the two have to overcome their differences to deal with the consequences of their unemployment.

Aniela Kurylo shows T&A as one of Hank’s one-night stands, and Talia Russo bares all three B’s as an artist’s nude model.

Michael and Thomas recently spoke to C.G. Hilliard about their new movie.

Read the interview after the jump.

The Top 5 that The Big O wants to top...

I know that everyone has been patiently waiting for the Top 5 ladies that I lust over, I was very hot and bothered putting these profiles together... No matter how often I come across pictures or articles, just the mention of these gorgeous gals gets me all worked up. Their hotness is just too much to handle, or fit into one post for that matter...

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of September 23, 2008.

While Troubled Funnyman Andy Dick Faces Criminal Charges, Look Here to See His Ex, Lisa Donatz, Naked

When it comes to steering clear of substance-abuse-fueled foul-ups, Andy doesn’t know Dick.

However, the self-described bisexual jokemeister does know a hot lady when he sees one—if he’s inclined to be leaning toward the female direction at the time—as evidenced by his former blonde lady-love, Lisa Donatz.

See her (and NOT him) naked after the cut.