Didja hear the one about the time Tara Reid went to Greece with a guy, got engaged to him, and married him three hours later? No, really, that's not a joke. That actually happened this weekend.

Just in case you haven't heard, if you see Tara partying at some exotic beach resort or another this weekend, hands off, fellas. She's taken. Tara announced the happy news via Twitter: "I just got engaged!" she tweeted Saturday, followed three hours later with, simply, "Greece married!"

The best part of this positively Britney Spears-esque conjugal caper? The lucky fella is NOT Dutch businessman Michael Lillelund, who was Tara's (now, obviously, ex-) boyfriend the last time gossip mags checked in with her last November. After several media outlets got the groom's name wrong, Tara once again took to Twitter to announce: "His name is Zack Kahayov." No further details about Kahayov have been released; though reportedly the pair met in St. Tropez in November, their relationship has remained completely under the radar until now. Looks like this blonde beach bunny is craftier that she looks.

Here's a sneak peek at the wedding night, courtesy of Tara's nude role in Body Shots (1999):

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