Blog Posts about Dyanne Thorne

It's another slow week for DVD and Blu-ray, but we've still got a smattering of perfectly sensual (and perfectly horrifying) releases for you. First off, she isn't at her nudest in Perfect Sense (2011), but some mid-range T&A from Eva Green still beats most stars' entire naked output, and it's nude on DVD and Blu-ray. Plus, we've got a trio of forbidden fantasies made flesh as Bettie Page: Dark Angel (2004) and Isla, The Wicked Warden (1980) are re-released on DVD and A Serbian Film (2009) arrives in an even more gruesome uncut form.

More after the jump!

In the dirty world of sexploitation films, no topic is taboo. And no sexploitation film ever took on a more taboo topic than the Nazi death-camp flesh-and-blood freakout Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, which debuted in theaters on this date in 1974.

Dyanne Thorne stars in the title role as the heartless, massive-mammaried commandante of a Third Reich torture facility where gorgeous drive-in divas (including Uschi Digart and Sharon Kelly) are shipped to be stripped, beaten, humiliated, and sexually defiled by Hitler’s most heinous perverts.

From the moment it first desecrated a movie screen, Ilsa became the stuff of lowbrow legend. Two direct sequels followed – Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks and Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia – along with an unofficial off-shoot in the gloriously obscene form of Ilsa, the Wicked Warden.

Watch Mr. Skin’s Skinstant Classic video examining every naked inch of Ilsa. And remember, it’s okay to be turned on by the atrocities you see. It’s only a movie!

One of the most popular softcore smashes of all time, Flesh Gordon rocketed into neighborhood theaters across the country on this date in 1974.

Upon touching down in local cinemas, the sexually explicit, cosmically comical Flesh Gordon ran continuously for more than a year.

It then became a reliable re-release and a smash in the fledgling days of home video, before living on as a midnight movie favorite--where Flesh continues to circulate (and titillate) today.

For more on innocent entertainment gone orgasmically orbital during the me(at) decade, launch your rocket after the jump.

Robustly beguiling, satanically charismatic, undeniably Oliver Platt-like Brooklyn native Mike McPadden not only knows every conceivable euphemism for female private parts, he's made a career out of knowing how to use them. He's also invented some real pips, his own favorites being "mush" for vagina and "stoolbox" for anus.