Blog Posts about Maria Schneider

Memorial Day weekend is almost here! Before you crack open a beer and fire up the grill, take a moment to remember the beautiful, talented skin stars who passed away before their time. No words can express the loss we all feel at losing women like the classy Natasha Richardson, the sweet and sexy Brittany Murphy, and lovely legend Farrah Fawcett. Luckily, we'll always have their movies to remember them by. Here's to you, ladies. We'll never forget you.

1972 was the year when the skinema sensations Last Tango in Paris and Deep Throat ushered in an era of "porno chic", gangsters ruled the silver screen from The Godfather to Superfly, and the fabulous freaks of Pink Flamingos pushed boundaries way, way beyond good taste. In the midst of this skinema cyclone, who can you trust to give you the breast nudity from this MAM-entous year? Mr. Skin, of course!

Join us after the jump for Mr. Skin's top picks from his Favorite Nude Scenes of 1972 playlist!

This week on DVD, the disappointingly skin-free You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger gives us a look at Naomi Watts in her underwear.

But on Blu-ray, we get a hi-def picture of the recently departed Maria Schneider accepting a delivery in the rear in the skin classic Last Tango in Paris and a parade of A-list hooterage in the biopic Chaplin, starring Robert Downey Jr.

No wonder he later became the Iron Man.

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

Not nude on DVD, Naomi Watts and Lucy Punch costar in the romantic comedy You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger. Never-been-nude Lucy shows up in a lot of sexy outfits, and Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Naomi strips down to her black bra and panties but there's not a boob or a butt in sight. Watts up with that, Naomi?

Last Tango in Paris

Nude, lewd, and taking it like a dude on Blu-Ray, the late great Maria Schneider gives an erect-rifying performance in the 1973 skinstant classic Last Tango in Paris. She's naked throughout but an hour and 16 minutes in you'll be saying "pass the butter" when Brando greases up his Marlon and sticks it into her tight little Schneider. Last Tango in Paris will have you tripping the light ass-tastic.

Chaplin

Also nude on Blu-Ray, it's an avalanche of A-list T in the 1992 biopic Chaplin starring Robert Downey Jr. Get ready to see the titty lights when Milla Jovovich, Diane Lane, and Moira Kelly all get topless. It'll turn your little tramp into a great dictator.

Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer and Parisian belle femme Maria Schneider has shuffled off this mortal coil.

The legendary actress's light went out in the City of Lights today at the age of 58 after a battle with cancer.

Maria is best remembered for her very naked performance as Marlon Brando's partner in anonymous kinky sex in Last Tango in Paris, one of the most controversial films of all time, not least for it's butter-lubed anal sex sequence.

Although she got naked again in La Derobade in 1979, that was also the year that she claimed her experiences with Brando had scarred her for life.

She stormed off the set of the skinstant classic Caligula, where she had been case as Drusilla, the incestuous sister of the emperor and holed up in a hotel with her lesbian lover, refusing to ever do nudity on film again.

Teresa Ann Savoy took over the role, Maria went into a downward spiral of addiction, and the rest is skinstory.

We never saw Maria naked again, but at least she left us a skinematic masterpiece to remember her by,

Maria, Mr. Skin wishes you a fond adieu.

When you think of foxy funnygal Jenny McCarthy, you think of many things: big, bouncy boobs, Singled Out, dirty jokes. But "huge bush" isn't one of those things.

However, Jenny herself appeared on Oprah yesterday and opened her mouth about opening her thighs for her very first Playboy shoot. Apparently, in the early '90s, Jenny wasn't yet wise to the quim trim. She said:

“All of a sudden I hear WOAH, WOAH! And I said is there anything on it? What’s wrong?”

Jenny said the makeup artist came over to her and explained why everyone was so shocked. “They said they never saw anyone as hairy as you in their entire life!” The audience roared as Oprah laughed along with Jenny.

Jenny kept the audience and Oprah in hysterics when she added that the makeup lady used a brush to manicure the region and later exclaimed, “I guess I’m not using this one again!”

Frankly, we have a hard time picturing juicy Jenny with a 'fro down below, but click "more" and we'll take you on a thick and fluffy tour of the bushiest vadges in cinema history.

And 3 Free Days of Skin Go to…

The elusive, skin-igmatic, the difficult to pronounce—K “Be Kind” Wynd for his endorsement of blood-sucking bottle-blond naked Anna Paquin’s recent and future exposure on True Blood.

I wasn't really into seeing Anna as a blond, but if the change in hair color also means even more skin from her, then I firmly suggest that my fellow skinomaniacs help chip in to get her stock in Miss Clairol!

While it’s unclear how Anna’s becoming a shareholder in Procter & Gamble would make her get naked more often (except insofar as heavy losses on the stock market might make her more willing to take nude roles for the money), K’s sentiment is swell-received.

Read some of Mr Skin’s other favorite comments after the jump.