Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Thank you, bigwigs of Hollywood, for giving us an early gift on this lovely long weekend. Not only do we get Labor Day off, but we have some truly stellar skinnage to choose from at theaters this weekend. God bless America!
The American
Or should we say, God bless The American (2010)? George Clooney movies are almost always worth the price of admission, but none as much as his brand-new outing. Just one minute in, Irina Bjorklund makes with the ass, and then in four separate scenes scattered throughout the rest of the flick, we have hot Italian dish Violante Placido baring boobs and pubes! Violante's mom is Stefania Sandrelli, who famously got topless in The Godfather, so you know that she got tit from her mama!
Machete
Want some blood with your boobs? Check out Robert Rodriguez's new grindhouse-style film, Machete (2010). The rumors floating around that Lindsay Lohan bares her freckly funbags are depressingly exaggerated, but she and costars Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez still look stabbingly hot. And we get plenty of nudity from redhead Alicia Rachel Marek as Lilo's MILFy mom, and nudecomer Mayra Leal, showing T&A while pulling a cell phone out of her hot body's "natural pocket", a clip we have here at MrSkin.com! You've got to see to believe!
Going the Distance
If your gal wants to drag you to a chick flick, Drew Barrymore's new dramedy, Going the Distance (2010) is also out. Sadly, we don't see Drew's two, but Barrymore has definitely bared more in her film career. This former child star proved she was all woman in Bad Girls and Boys on the Side, but her creme de la skin is some boneriffic horror hooters in Doppelganger: The Evil Within (1993). It's bloody hot!
Italy, the country of the Pope and the most mouth-watering mamma mias on earth alike, has gifted the world with countless treasures.
But in the realm of erotic filmmaking, Italy has produced one master whose genius for toplessness can not be topped and whose brilliance with bottomlessness is simply bottomless itself.
That visionary T&A maestro is writer-director Tinto Brass.
Brass’s back (and full-frontal) catalog includes skinstant classics on the order of the Nazi whorehouse saga Salon Kitty (1976), Stefania Sandrelli’s super-stacked showcase The Key (1983), the Deborah Caprioglio bra-buster Paprika (1991), Claudia Koll’s breathtaking backdoor vehicle All Ladies Do It (1992), the appropriately named ass-stravaganza Cheeky (2000) and, of course, the mightiest sexploitation epic ever mounted since the days of ancient Rome itself, Caligula (1979).
Aside from mammary maven Russ Meyer, no filmmaker in history can match the Brass eye for both discovering and immortalizing seemingly impossible all-natural female beauty.
This makes every new Tinto Brass movie to hit Mr. Skin a cause for celebration. So be prepared to raise more
than just your wine class in honor of his newest DVD release Monamour (2005) starring Anna Jimskaia and Nela Lucic.
Pics and videos are available now to all Mr. Skin members—as is Brass’s long, luscious filmography, nothing any lover of continental knockouts should live without seeing.
Even more intriguing is Brass’s claim that he is presently mounting a remake of Caligula for theatrical release—in 3D no less!
We can hardly wait to see what magic Tinto makes using tits and glasses.
They say to always look ahead. Unless, of course, you're performing reverse cowgirl.
One of the trickiest yet hottest sex positions, it's also a delicious rarity in the world of cinema. It is a brave actress who will commit to flipping around to flash frontal while simulating schtupping on screen, and we salute these brave women and their commitment to their craft.
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sophie Monk, Rachel Blanchard: from the bottom of our parts, thank you. You're the tops! Especially when you're on top.
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moreToday marks the birthday of three of my favorite actresses: Busty blonde Pamela Anderson, willowy brunette Liv Tyler, and sultry seventies superstar Karen Black. In honor of these lovely ladies, I'd like to take a little stroll down mammary lane and reminisce about my favorite performance from each of these very different skin starlets.
Pamela Anderson
Snapdragon (1993)
After a year of playing chesty lifeguard C.J. Parker on the hit show Baywatch, Pam and her mams hit the big screen with her debut movie Snapdragon. Pam plays a woman with amnesia whose dreams of killing men make her and her shrink suspect that her nightmares may be memories of actual murders she has committed while taken over by a different personality. Pam gives us a good look at her rack and rump as she bangs dude after dude, and that will definitely make you slap your dragon.
Liv Tyler
Stealing Beauty (1996)
Despite being cast alongside alarmingly hot Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famers Stefania Sandrelli and Rachel Weisz, Liv steals the show in Bernardo Bertolucci's Stealing Beauty, showing off her 19-year-old boobs and bush. If she had been born 25 years earlier, maybe Bertolucci would have cast her in Last Tango in Paris (1972) and we could have seen Marlon Brando slip his hot buttered sausage up her back door. And a no-holes barred hardcore method actor like Brando would have done it for real! There will never be another.
Karen Black
Killing Heat (1981)
In the skinful seventies, no one heated up the screen like Karen, making her an obvious choice for the lead in Killing Heat, a sort of worst case scenario Green Acres where a wife's resentment at having been moved by her husband from the city to rural life results in her sleeping with a local bumpkin. In one unforgettable scene, Karen decides to cool herself off by pouring cold water down her fully naked body, exposing boobs and bush in the process. Unfortunately, it backfires, because she still looks pretty damn hot.
Hall of Fame Nudity!, White, Black hair, Large breasts (Real), Has shown bush, Average body size, Skinternational
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