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In honor of That '70s Show and Are You There, Chelsea's Laura Prepon and her highly skinticipated nude debut in Lay the Favorite, we're compiling our top picks for that most glorious of gratuitous nudes- the nude sunbathing scene. Because when it's cold and grey outside, there ain't nothing like some sunkissed suck sacks to send us on a tropical vacation (in our pants of course).

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The big nudes are in Blu-ray re-releases this week, with The Big Lebowski (1998), complete with Tara Reid's lil' piggies and the hi-def muff of Julianne Moore, fulfilling the "That's just now coming out on Blu-Ray?" quotient for the week. Also nude on Blu-ray are the barbarian boulders of Sandahl Bergman in Conan the Barbarian (1982), and skinternational woman of mystery Sharon Stone's incendiary triple-B nude scene in The Specialist (1994).

In other DVD nudes, Marissa Skell's killer rack slices onto DVD and Blu-ray on Dexter, Season 5, and Nina Milner and Malin Akerman are picture perfect in the shutterbug drama The Bang Bang Club (2011).

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Sun, fun, and buns. That's what summer's all about. The less clothes the better, and what finer way to avoid tan lines than to sunbathe in the nude? Cinema's chock full of babes doffing bikinis to bask in the rays. Join Halle Berry, Denise Richards, and the rest of our sun-worshiping goddesses for our Top 10 Nude Sunbathing scenes. Just don't forget the SPF 69.

It’s summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere, and to commemorate the occasion, here’s a list of some of Mr. Skin’s favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word summer.


So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach!

This weekend marks the start of summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere and to commemorate the occasion, I've come up with a list of some of my favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word "summer." So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach!

Bikini Summer 2 (1992) Strangely (and wonderfully) the girls in Bikini Summer 2 are as often out of their bikinis as in them. We get no less than half a dozen topless babes here, and a non-nude appearance by the woman who brought down televangelist Jim Bakker.

Erika's Hot Summer (1970)

A masterpiece of skin-filled seventies summertime sleaze, Erika's Hot Summer features full frontal nudity from racktastic babes Erica Gavin and Merci Montello in this story of summer love gone violently wrong (but nakedly right).

Pinball Summer (1980)

Out of the teen sex comedy vault comes this arcade-themed boob-fest from 1980 (otherwise known as ninety-seventy-ten). You'll be playing pocket pinball when you get a gander at the gargantuan gazongas of Joy Boushel. Joy to the world!

One Deadly Summer (1984)

Skinternational babe Isabelle Adjani reveals rack, rug, and rump in this weird little drama. And best of all, she suckles another woman's teat in a scene of lesbian infantilism that will give you a sunburn in your pants!

Summer Lovers (1982)

For a menage-a-trois movie with no lesbianism, Summer Lovers provides an awful lot of spankworthy scenery. Daryl Hannah and Valerie Quennessen show off all three B's for the enjoyment of Peter Gallagher.

Summer School Teachers (1974)

Take it from me, outside of working in an Alabama roadside prison work crew, summer school is the least enjoyable way to pass a summer. But then, things probably would have been different if my summer school class had included busty b-movie babe Candice Rialson.