Blog Posts about Jill Schoelen

We're kicking off Father’s Day weekend here at the Mr. Skin blog by rubbing down both versions of the family horror classic The Stepfather. The Stepfather (1987) stars Jill Schoelen, who Mr. Skin eloquently describes in his review as an “athletically trim brunette...with a sensually angelic face and ripe to bursting swellings of flesh fruit.” We couldn’t have said it better ourselves! Jill’s shower scene in The Stepfather, where she bares her juicy melons and delicious derriere, is one of Mr. Skin’s favorites, despite its short (16 seconds) running time.

For the 2009 remake of The Stepfather, the producers kept the story basically the same, but with a few notable (and if you ask Mr. Skin, detrimental) changes. First the main character was changed from a teenage girl to a teenage boy (played by Gossip Girl’s Penn Badgely), and second, all the nudity was taken out in order to get a PG-13 rating. Ouch. But here to cheer us up is Amber Heard as Penn’s love interest. When Amber prances around in that teeny weeny polka dot bikini, we almost forget about Jill’s jugs….almost.

More pics after the jump!

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Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Screwballs (1983)—Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Severin
NUDE: Astrid Brandt (breasts, butt), Kim Cayer (breasts), Raven De La Croix (breasts), Terrea Foster (breasts), Jennifer Inch (breasts), Linda Shayne (breasts), Linda Speciale (breasts)
It’s easy to tell when you’ve met a fellow fan of this great forgotten ’80s teen sex comedy. Just mention strip bowling or the sacred name Purity Busch. After all, anyone who’s seen the film knows that Screwballs (1983) is the essential epic of horny high-school kids stuck in the early 1960s. The young male adults of T&A High are dedicated to getting into the pants of Miss Busch, renowned as the only virgin left in the high school. And if that sounds hard to believe, you’ll change your mind after you see how quick the other girls are to shed their clothes, including Jennifer Inch and Linda Shayne—not to mention the mature Raven De La Croix.

Code Red DVD does right by the once-lost '80s teen sex classic Hot Moves!

L.A.'s UltraStar Studio plays host to art-damaged Third Reich ravishers!

IronBabe's Jackie Stevens steps in and strips down for Misty Mundae -- electrifyingly elongated-nipples-first!

And Return to Sleepaway Camp may herald a renaissance of weird, haunting, unsanitary sexual amusements from a quarter-century ago coming back to bite us in (the front of) the pants.

Click on Das Boobs for the (w)hole truth.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of October 21, 2008.