Blog Posts about Paulina Porizkova

Believe it or not, in the 5 days since our last update, the number of Mr. Skin’s playlists has sexploded to 604! Our head writer Mcbeardo has stopped eating, drinking, bathing, and sleeping and has spent the entire week hunched down over his computer, creating more and more playlists for you to get your jackoff jollies. Won’t you oblige him by watching one? Or two? Or 604?

We’ve got brand spanking new actress playlists for every taste- been holding 16 candles for Molly Ringwald since the ‘80s? Or Weird Science uberhottie Kelly LeBrock? Everhard for Angie Everhart? We’ve got a playlist for that.

Breast man? How do the massive melons of Doira Baird or Dolly’s pneumatic cousin Julia Parton suit your fapping fancy? Oh, so the willowy supermodel is more your type. Presenting tall drinks of water Margaux Hemingway, Elle Macpherson and Paulina Porizkova for your pulling pleasure.

We’ve got Marion Cotillard and Audrey Tatou to teach you about l’affairs d’amour, and Top Chef hottie Padma Lakshmi to spice up your life. We’ve got Bond babes from Ursula Andress to Olga Kurylenko, and brawlin’ broads in our Linda Hamilton, Lucy Lawless and Barbarian Babes in the Buff playlists. And this is but a mere sampling of our very newest playlists- there is so, so much more to see! So come on down to Mr. Skin's playlists page- it'll lift more than your spirits!

The lineup for the 2011 edition of spanktastic classic Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was announced last night on the Late Show with David Letterman!

This year's cover cutie is 25-year-old model Irina Shayk; this is her fifth appearance in the Swimsuit Issue, but her first time on the cover. The lovely Irina, born Irina Shaykhlislamova (say that three times fast), hails from the province of Chelyabinsk, Russia, where it is decidedly too cold to frolic in a bikini. Luckily someone had the good sense to send her to Hawaii, where she was photographed for Sports Illustrated in a series of skimpy bikinis.

Irina caused a stir last year by suing GQ Spain, claiming the magazine Photoshopped "tasteful" photos of her in a lingerie bodysuit to create the illusion that she had been snapped in the buff. C'mon, Irina, embrace your naked body. We'd sure like to.

When Irina comes to her senses and appears nude, she'll be in good company. 1985 cover girl Paulina Porizkova lost her bikini top in the films Thursday and Knots, and 3-time cover girl Elle Macpherson embraced the three B's in 1994's Sirens.

More sandy sirens after the jump!

The 2010 Emmy Awards rolled out a smashing array of today’s top (and occasionally topless) boob tube beauties.

Join Mr. Skin now in looking back through the decades of nude tele-visions from previous eras: specifically 1980, 1990 and 2000.

1980

The big trophies went to Dallas for outstanding drama andTaxi for best comedy series.

Both those classics contain female cast members who have broadcast their bare bodies in other roles.

Among the Dallas divas who brought forth gushers by stripping on-screen are Victoria Principal (nude in the ultra-rare The Naked Ape), Linda Gray (who went full-frontal in a stage production of The Graduate), and Jenilee Harrison (you won’t be cursing as you dive into her topless bath in Curse III).

Taxi’s Marilu Henner flashes her bodacious front bumpers opposite Burt Reynolds in The Man Who Loved Women.

Click MORE to see naked the Emmy Award winners of 1990 and 2000.

They say that most guys pick up instruments and join a band for one reason: to get babes. It's a foolproof plan, and it's been proven again and again to work. Just ask Mick Jagger, who has bedded more models than a Sealy mattress ad! Since rock stars and model/actresses go together like peanut butter and chocolate, have a look at our top 10 naked rock star wives. Paulina Porizkova, Kate Hudson, and more await.