Blog Posts about Thandie Newton

When it comes to certain things, bigger is always better: bigger bank account, bigger hamburger, and moist skinportantly, bigger nips! If puffy areolas are your thing, then latch onto our list of the top 10 swollen-buttoned boobies in Hollywood. Jacinda Barrett, Keira Knightley, and the rest of our plumped-up pretties will make you feel just swell.

Lordy, lordy, look who's 40!

There must have been something in the water back in 1972, because the women that year produced are stunningly hot... and willing to show it off. From Sofia Vergara to Carmen Electra, these soon-to-be 40-year-olds prove that 40 is the new sexy.

If you thought Tyler Perry was all about emotion-laden family drama and a moralizing cross-dresser named Madea, then you've got another nip coming.

In his 2010 flick For Colored Girls, based on the play For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuff, the topics du jour are rape, down-low homosexuality, illegal abortion, and hoarding—pretty heavy stuff.

But things start looking up an hour and 19 minutes in when we get a look down Thandie Newton's dress and see her left nipple. And now it's out on Blu-ray so you can see it in glorious high definition.

This one's for horny boys.

This weekend in theaters, the new superhero flick I Am Number Four, the Liam Neeson thriller Unknown, and the supernatural spookfest Vanishing on Seventh Street offer up a combined total of no boobs, zero butts, and bupkus bush. But Mr. Skin can still tell you where to see the stars strip.

I Am Number Four

Glee babe Dianna Agron doesn't make her nude debut in the teenage superhero sci-fi flick I Am Number Four and neither does her co-star, Aussie babe Teresa Palmer. And the closest thing that Emily Wickersham, who also appears, has ever done to nudity is her underwear-clad performance as AJ's girlfriend on The Sopranos. the only actress in this movie who's ever stripped on screen is racktastic redhead Judith Hoag, who once flashed flesh on an episode of Carnivàle. This movie is number four on a list of the top three films to see this weekend.

Unknown

Also new in theaters this weekend, Inglorious Basterds beauty Diane Kruger and Mad Men's January Jones join Liam Neesen in Unknown. What's not unknown is the nudity content of this movie. It's a solid zero. So if you're jonesing for January, fast forward to the 37-minute mark of 2006's The Three Burials of Melquaides Estrada to see her slip her left nip. And if your luger wants some Kruger, check out the 2004 epic Troy, where she shows her Hellenic hoots and heinie 15 minutes in. This weekend, skip Unknown and get yourself a fun-bone!

Vanishing on Seventh Street

Out in select theaters this weekend, Brit babe Thandie Newton's clothes aren't vanishing as she co-stars in the new supernatural thriller Vanishing on Seventh Street, a supernatural thriller that has most of Detroit's population mysteriously disappearing after a blackout. It's no mystery why you'd want to disappear from Detroit, but I'm still puzzling over what happened to Thandie's desire to strip on screen. If you want to see Thandie bust out her big Newtons, check out her awesome full frontal and backal scene two hours and 28 minutes into the 1998 epic Beloved. Take a detour from Seventh Street and visit the intersection of Bush Avenue and Booby Boulevard.

No theater nudity this week? Depressing but true. Maybe that's why the Jessica Alba and Kat Dennings nudes were leaked today--to make up for the fact that new releases are woefully short on skin.

Due Date
Due Date is a bromance starring Robert Downey, Jr. and Zach Galifianakis, directed by Hangover and Road Trip helmster Todd Phillips. Unfortunately, Mr. Phillips drops the skin ball here, but gorgeous costar Michelle Monaghan has been nude in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), co-skin-cidentally also with Downey, Jr. Monaghan shows us her mono-mams twice, and you'll want to kiss kiss those boobs boobs.

For Colored Girls
Based on the '70s play, For Colored Girls is a Tyler Perry-directed drama with a cocoa-licious cast that's hotter than fire. To see some of the sultry stars nude elsewhere, have a gander at the glanders of Thandie Newton in Beloved, Kerry Washington in The Last King of Scotland, and Janet Jackson's skinfamous Super Bowl superboob bust-out. Color me skinpressed!

Fair Game
Butter-blonde Down Under dish Naomi Watts stars as outed spy Valerie Plame in Fair Game. Naomi truly is the fairest of them all, but when it comes to nudity, this Game is no fun. Luckily, Ms. Watts lights up the screen nakedly in an amazing total of 7 movies, including Ellie Parker, 21 Grams, and the lesborific Mulholland Dr. Watts up? You are.

Jessica Alba, glands-down the most asked-about actress at Mr. Skin, finally busted her nudity cherry and bared butt this year in The Killer Inside Me.

That spanked seat was sweet, but for you fans of naked preggos and candid shots, some ultra-private cell phone shots of the lusty Latina, showing off her swollen pregnant belly and boobs, hit the internet.

At Mr. Skin, we don't include private or leaked photos on an actress's page, but you can see the sly shots here. And if pregnant chicks are your favorite kink, don't miss our "Nude, Knocked Up and Milky" playlist, featuring Demi Moore, Thandie Newton, and more in over 17 straight minutes of preggo babes in the buff!

Not to be outdone, the puffy-lipped Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist star Kat Dennings had her skinfinite skintimates sneaked to press today as well (check it out here). One thing (make that two things) more luscious than Kat's mouth: her amazing, enormous, all-natural rack that she coyly shows off on a webcam. Makes us even more antsy for the day when she'll finally whip those whallopers out on screen! Maybe someday we'll even see Kat's cat.

Drop us a comment and let us know: whose nudes do you prefer? And who do you think is behind the leaks?

When Real Housewives of New York star Bethenny Frankel was pregnant, she said of husband Jason Hoppy: "He's having a pregnant porno fantasy!" Lots of dudes love fully ripened and ready to pop babes so today at Mr. Skin, we salute naked mothers-to-be in movies like Rachel Weisz and Demi Moore. They're sexy, naked, and fully inseminated!