Blog Posts about Demi Moore

This MAM-orial Day weekend, we're taking a break from our regular prog-MAM-ming to bring you an udderly mam-tastic countdown of the breast celebrity cans courtesy of our own Mr. Skin. (Q: How many boobie puns can we work into one sentence? A: Five.) The list comes hand-picked by the Sultan of Skin himself, so whether you agree whole hard-edly or your favorite didn't make the list, let us know in the comments!

See #10-7 after the jump!

What hath Demi Moore wrought? If you're a fan of celebrity preggers porn, then it's many wonderful, wonderful things.

Jessica Simpson has joined a long line of celebrities who have stripped down to show off their pregnant bellies on a magazine cover; Jessica posed nude for the cover of Elle magazine, but like her knocked-up predecessors, she covered the good parts with her hands.

Still, considering that's an unprecedented amount of side boob for this Texan preacher's daughter (and check out those puppies all swollen and milky!), you'll hear no complaints from Mr. Skin.

Check out the Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover that launched the "naked and pregnant" trend back in 1991 after the jump!

Things are looking up on DVD and Blu-ray, as this year's Anatomy Award Winner for Best TV Series, Game of Boners- oh, sorry, Game of Thrones- hits DVD and Blu-ray. But that's not the only example of outstanding skinema on Blu-ray this week: Striptease (1996) and 9 1/2 Weeks (1986) are both getting the HD treatment, as is the director's cut of Reindeer Games (2000), featuring a nude Charlize Theron.

Plus, Nudity Hall-of-Famer Elena Anaya deftly straddles the line between creepy and sexy (among other things) in the arthouse horror flick The Skin I Live In (2011), nude on DVD and Blu-ray.

The cast list for Lovelace has been more unstable than Paz de la Huerta on a Jagermeister binge, and this week was no exception as Demi Moore dropped out of her role as Gloria Steinem thanks to her ongoing battle with "exhaustion".

We're sad to see Demi go, but while we've lost one Nudity Hall-of-Famer, we've gained...another Nudity Hall-of-Famer as indie darling Chloe Sevigny joins the cast.

Chloe will be playing a "feminist journalist on freelance assignment for a men's magazine to find out who the real Linda Lovelace is," according to The Hollywood Reporter.

We think that Chloe's a perfect choice for Lovelace, given her onscreen (s)experience- just check out her unsimulated schlong-slurping scene in The Brown Bunny (2003) and you'll see she's a lady who knows her way around a dong. Hey Chloe, if you need any stunt dicks to give Amanda Seyfried pointers on set...call us!

UPDATE: Entertainment Weekly is now reporting that Sarah Jessica Parker will replace Demi Moore, sadly breaking the movie's pattern of hiring Mr. Skin Nudity Hall-of-Famers.

Now we know that she's in the hospital from doing too many whip-its and this is probably a sensitive time for her and her family, but GOOD LORD DIDJA SEE THE BUSH ON THESE GIRLIE PICS OF DEMI MOORE?

These pre-boob job, pre-biweekly waxing appointment pics show a softer side of the young cougar-in-training, although that furburger appears pretty coarse. It's like she's wearing a pube toupee...

More after the jump!

Thanks to our partners in peep at Egotastic for the pics!

We knew our girl Amanda wouldn't let us down! We've been skinticipating Amanda Seyfried's turn as Linda Lovelace in Lovelace, and now a producer of the film is confirming what we always knew in our hard of hard-ons: there are going to be a lot of titties in this one, and possibly even some full frontal from Seyfried.

Here's what producer Patrick Muldoon had to say at a pre-Golden Globes party in Hollywood:

"It's a new thing for [Amanda] (it is?- ed)...It's profound, the performance that she's giving...She's doing such an amazing job. We're about two weeks into filming, and the movie's going to be incredible."

He went on to say: "It's going to be very risqué...yes, there's a lot of nudity, but it's a message movie about respecting women."

That's all well and good, but...tell us again about the part where Amanda Seyfried gets naked a lot? That we can respect.

Get a sneak peek at Amanda's Lovelace co-stars Sharon Stone, Demi Moore, and Juno Temple right here at MrSkin.com!

That's what the National Enquirer is claiming! And while the tabloid rag's claims that Demi hooked up with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville (left) on vacation in 2009 are totally not true- I mean, come on, it's the National Enquirer- honestly it doesn't really matter. It's great cougar-on-cougar masturbatory fodder either way:

As an anonymous source told the Enquirer: "After she got back home from the wedding, Brandi confessed to me, 'I hooked up with Demi Moore.'

Brandi was quite proud of what happened. She was bragging as she recounted every sordid detail. Brandi said they stopped what they were doing because Ashton interrupted them. "

And of course this was the one time Ashton didn't have his handy Nikon with him. You really dropped the ball there, dude.

Complete the picture with Demi Moore nude right here at MrSkin.com!