Blog Posts about Joyce Hyser

Strap yourselves in tight, skin fans, because we're going Back to the Future for a time-travelin' trip to 1985!
Skin Central knows you prefer wooly wookie to Teen Wolf, and, if forced to choose, you'd probably pick boobies over Goonies, so withouit further aboob, we present the top nude graduates of Mr. Skin's class of 1985: Kelly Preston, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Joyce Hyser, Mathilda May, and Debi Sue Voorhees!

You'll be unzipping your Marty McFly with more of Mr. Skin's Favorite Nude Scenes of 1985 after the jump!

Flash n' the cans!

A beautiful woman is in your path. Silently, she reaches forward, grabs the hem of her shirt, and jerks it upwards, wordlessly revealing a flawless pair of fun-sacks. Everybody loves the surprise boob attack that a flashing scene begets, so enjoy Melanie Griffith, Keira Knightley, and the rest of our Top 10 Celebrity Funbag Flashes!

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.

Robustly beguiling, satanically charismatic, undeniably Oliver Platt-like Brooklyn native Mike McPadden not only knows every conceivable euphemism for female private parts, he's made a career out of knowing how to use them. He's also invented some real pips, his own favorites being "mush" for vagina and "stoolbox" for anus.